Short Bellyache Poems

Sit here!
Recite
with us
story notes,
playing
bellyache
teary sigh laughs;
same told tune 
refraining...

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Once I ate some homemade ice cream
It sure made my head want to scream
I got a headache
Gave a bellyache
It wasn’t as tasty as it seemed

Russell Sivey...

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Do stop your moaning, for Heaven's Sake!
You're not the first to bellyache!
You can scowl, growl, or howl
Or throw in the towel
But no one can go to your Wake!...

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I wanna go back to Michigan
so I catch me some really good fish again.
The fish from any other U.S. lake
tend to give me such a bellyache,
that I can't wait to have a Michigan fish on my dish again.
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Love heals
Hate kills
Health is a thought
Away…

The mind a labyrinth
of joy and pain

The soul its abode

The spirit
Our body of travel
and tasting

Life can be a banquet
or bellyache

when the eating out
is eating the within…....

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Jonah found himself in a most dreadful fix

   He nearly had an encounter with the River Styx

      He was freed by the whale's timely regurgitation

         Thus easing its bellyache and Jonah's expiration!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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He found a box of brownie cake
sprinkled with silver sugar flake.
Ah! Hidden weekend treasure,
ate with forbidden pleasure,
stays bed ridden with bellyache.

August 30, 2020

Limerick Fun Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Syllables: 8,8,7,7,8 checked on howmanysyllables.com...

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This year, everyone is taking turns in the loo
Since Aunt Judy used Ex-lax in the fruitcake
She didn't know she’d create so much poo
Nor cause us all to have an atrocious bellyache







Christmas Chastushka Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich
December 17, 2020

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Evil days are over

I am happy and elated
for the evil days are over,

I almost fell into oblivion,
which gives me bellyache anytime I think it over,

I was embedded in a quagmire of wolves,
but saved by the almighty,

my heart trembles,
when I remember how they assembled,

I wept!,wept and wept!! like a baby,
but now,I look sassy and glamorous like a lady....

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Bob’s accident was not "too" bad;
young lady with both legs broken.
Driving on drugs, he’s ultra rad;
“Go to Rehab,” judge has spoken.
Meanwhile... she goes to rehab too;
Bev learns to walk again, wahoo.

When laws and legs guys freely break,
what’s “legit” walks off the pages.
Their lawyers give this bellyache, 
“We don’t put addicts in cages!”
Meanwhile... last time Bob tests a tort,
Bev appears as lawyer in court. 

written May 26, 2018...

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