Short Bellevue Poems
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Well, those new vampire droids,
are prototypes as of yet.
Though it's reaching that point,
says the Dean at, Bellevue Tech.
Categories:
bellevue, analogy,
Form:
Rhyme
This morning I'm ringing Bellevue, Belle
Because my Soup Mail to you fell
Into a category called 'Blocked,' what the hell
So, the fastest way to contact me is ~ yell
Categories:
bellevue, spoken word, writing,
Form:
Monorhyme
I am beginning to wonder about Trump. Every candidate
should have to take the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality
Inventory (MMPI), Wechsler Bellevue, Stanford Benet,
Miller Analogies and Kuder Interest Test. This would prove
just how normal each one of the candidates are.
Jim Horn
Categories:
bellevue, abuse, allegory, analogy,
Form:
I do not know?
Trump Tried To Tentalize
They told me that Trump tried to tantalize,
And to us it never had been a big surprise;
Some say OCD,
It had to be;
His brains and personality should analyze.
MMPI, Miller Analogies, Kuder Interest,
Wechsler Bellevue and Stanford Benet.
He should be given these tests.
Jim Horn
Categories:
bellevue, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Charles
Stubborn, jolly, curious and easy-going
Brother of Jerry, “Big J”
Lover of peanut butter, sunshine and bluegrass music
Who feels lucky, happy and challenged
Who fears current politics, the IRS and death
Who would like to see a return of old time values, religion and friendships
Resident of Bellevue, WA
Sides
Categories:
bellevue, people,
Form:
Bio
I swore that was you at the show yesterday
Chatting in line, bright young smile on display
But of course, it can't be
Now you'd be old like me
Yet I'm still glad you don't just fade
No one ages in our memory
They stay the same though old they may be
It is indisputable
No one stays as beautiful
As they were once when young and carefree
by Belle Bellevue
11/12/22
Categories:
bellevue, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Chastity went to a nudist camp
And wondered why they turned down the lamp
But when she saw Dick
With his wilted wick
She knew at once why the seats were damp!
Contributed by Belle Bellevue:
Chastity quickly dressed and left the site
Not wanting to be classed “lady of the night”
At home was a note
Her sister had wrote,
“Gone to set the wicks of the world alight”
Categories:
bellevue, health, humor,
Form:
Limerick
aka
HALLO WEENIE!
Police say a woman named Gidget
Took a fancy to a man's digit
She knew it would grow
But you ought to know
His digit now hangs on a midget!
Added by Belle Bellevue:
The midget was proud of his digit
He wondered just how Gidget did it
It hung to his knees
And swung in the breeze
Witch Gidget was wetting her britches
Categories:
bellevue, halloween, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A fool matador by name of El Cid
Could not control either ego or id
Turned his back on the bull
Felt a rude tug, hard pull
Two horns split his tights down the seams, they did
One should never turn his back on a bull
Unless, of course, one's extremely skillful
Bulls are fierce and large
For certain they'll charge
Just to get a yummy good bellyful
~ B.B. and G.W. ~
Categories:
bellevue, animal, courage, giggle, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Let my remains be not mourned or wasted
Entombed, cremated, sautéed or basted
Enriching the soil below
Where lush apple trees grow
I'll be in the best Macintosh anyone's tasted!
If one were laid beneath an apple tree
Very nourishing that would surely be
Apple pie to die for
From an earthling's deep core
Whose epitaph could read “Bon Appetit."
Added Limerick by Belle Bellevue
10/21/22
Categories:
bellevue, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Our bodies are made of mostly salt water
That includes our spouse and rebellious daughter
I have a keen notion
We belong near the ocean
With our true friends, the seal and the otter
Maybe that's why we holiday by sea
Cause we are drawn to water naturally
But where are our fins
Flippers, tails and wings
Are we all shoals or are we family?
Add-on
by Belle Bellevue
Categories:
bellevue, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Red Dog an Aussie of Gypsie proclivities
Pawed rides through the Outback without civilities
When he wished to depart
He let rip a grand fart
Then jumped from the car with much facility
by Robert Gorelick
Red dog the regular hitchhiker
Once leapt up behind a bike rider
The driver rode fast
Until he got gassed
And Red dog flew off in a hyper
by Belle Bellevue
Categories:
bellevue, animal, dog, humor, remember,
Form:
Limerick
Sweet Grace married a guy from old Amory
He worked for the government gendarmerie
She was a postal clerk,
He was a total jerk
And they soon lived in Amory's armory.
written July 18, 2021
Sweet grace who's job title is postal clerk
Got married to a man she met at work
Although he's a jerk
She has made it work
At home she's boss, lord help him if he shirks./
added by Belle Bellevue
Categories:
bellevue, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The mayor of the city of Syracuse
Was widely known as a nasty old recluse
He absconded with some funds,
Along with cloistered nuns
And announced that he had a sacred excuse.
July 3, 2021
The nasty mayor led the nuns astray
Insisting on having his way each day
They prayed for some divine help
To stop him helping himself
Mayor lost ardour and drove them away.
--Belle Bellevue
July 4, 2021
Categories:
bellevue, humor,
Form:
Limerick
He blows his fortune on poker and rummy
She lives by the fridge where life is so yummy
With vows long ago said
They're now happily wed
He to his gambling and she to her tummy
Are this couple truly happily wed
Is the wife happy because she’s well fed
His poker and rummy
Is not at all funny
Something tells me that the romance is dead
__Belle Bellevue
12/20/22
Add-On
Categories:
bellevue, humor,
Form:
Limerick