Short Bellevue Poems

Well, those new vampire droids,
are prototypes as of yet.
Though it's reaching that point,
says the Dean at, Bellevue Tech....

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This morning I'm ringing Bellevue, Belle
  Because my Soup Mail to you fell
Into a category called 'Blocked,' what the hell
  So, the fastest way to contact me is ~ yell...

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I am beginning to wonder about Trump. Every candidate 
should have to take the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality 
Inventory (MMPI), Wechsler Bellevue, Stanford Benet, 
Miller Analogies and Kuder Interest Test. This would prove 
just how normal each one of the candidates are.
Jim Horn...

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Trump Tried To Tentalize

They told me that Trump tried to tantalize,
And to us it never had been a big surprise;
Some say OCD,
It had to be;
His brains and personality should analyze.

MMPI, Miller Analogies, Kuder Interest,
Wechsler Bellevue and Stanford Benet.
He should be given these tests.

Jim Horn...

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Charles
Stubborn, jolly, curious and easy-going
Brother of Jerry, “Big J”
Lover of peanut butter, sunshine and bluegrass music 
Who feels lucky, happy and challenged
Who fears current politics, the IRS and death
Who would like to see a return of old time values, religion and friendships
Resident of Bellevue, WA
Sides...

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I swore that was you at the show yesterday
Chatting in line, bright young smile on display
But of course, it can't be
Now you'd be old like me
Yet I'm still glad you don't just fade

No one ages in our memory  
They stay the same though old they may be 
It is indisputable  
No one stays as beautiful 
As they were once when young and carefree

by Belle Bellevue

11/12/22...

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Chastity went to a nudist camp
And wondered why they turned down the lamp
But when she saw Dick
With his wilted wick
She knew at once why the seats were damp!

 Contributed by Belle Bellevue:

Chastity quickly dressed and left the site
Not wanting to be classed “lady of the night” 
At home was a note 
Her sister had wrote, 
“Gone to set the wicks of the world alight”...

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           HALLO WEENIE!

Police say a woman named Gidget
Took a fancy to a man's digit 
She knew it would grow
But you ought to know
His digit now hangs on a midget!


Added by Belle Bellevue:  

The midget was proud of his digit
He wondered just how Gidget did it
It hung to his knees
And swung in the breeze 
Witch Gidget was wetting her britches...

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A fool matador by name of El Cid
Could not control either ego or id
  Turned his back on the bull
  Felt a rude tug, hard pull
Two horns split his tights down the seams, they did

One should never turn his back on a bull
Unless, of course, one's extremely skillful
  Bulls are fierce and large
  For certain they'll charge
Just to get a yummy good bellyful



        ~  B.B. and G.W. ~...

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Let my remains be not mourned or wasted
Entombed, cremated, sautéed or basted
Enriching the soil below
Where lush apple trees grow
I'll be in the best Macintosh anyone's tasted!

If one were laid beneath an apple tree  
Very nourishing that would surely be 
Apple pie to die for  
From an earthling's deep core  
Whose epitaph could read “Bon Appetit."

Added Limerick by Belle Bellevue
10/21/22...

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Our bodies are made of mostly salt water
That includes our spouse and rebellious daughter
I have a keen notion 
We belong near the ocean
With our true friends, the seal and the otter

Maybe that's why we holiday by sea  
Cause we are drawn to water naturally 
But where are our fins 
Flippers, tails and wings  
Are we all shoals or are we family?

Add-on
by Belle Bellevue

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Red Dog an Aussie of Gypsie proclivities
Pawed rides through the Outback without civilities
When he wished to depart
He let rip a grand fart
Then jumped from the car with much facility
                                              by Robert Gorelick


Red dog the regular hitchhiker 
Once leapt up behind a bike rider
The driver rode fast  
Until he got gassed
And Red dog flew off in a hyper
                                               by Belle Bellevue...

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Sweet Grace married a guy from old Amory
He worked for the government gendarmerie
She was a postal clerk,
He was a total jerk
And they soon lived in Amory's armory.
written July 18, 2021

Sweet grace who's job title is postal clerk
Got married to a man she met at work
Although he's a jerk
She has made it work
At home she's boss, lord help him if he shirks./
added by Belle Bellevue...

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The mayor of the city of Syracuse
Was widely known as a nasty old recluse
He absconded with some funds,
Along with cloistered nuns
And announced that he had a sacred excuse.

July 3, 2021

The nasty mayor led the nuns astray
Insisting on having his way each day
They prayed for some divine help
To stop him helping himself
Mayor lost ardour and drove them away.
--Belle Bellevue
July 4, 2021...

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He blows his fortune on poker and rummy
She lives by the fridge where life is so yummy
With vows long ago said
They're now happily wed
He to his gambling and she to her tummy
                                               

Are this couple truly happily wed  
Is the wife happy because she’s well fed  
His poker and rummy 
Is not at all funny  
Something tells me that the romance is dead
                                                __Belle Bellevue

12/20/22
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