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aka HALLO WEENIE! Police say a woman named Gidget Took a fancy to a man's digit She knew it would grow But you ought to know His digit now hangs on a midget! Added by Belle Bellevue: The midget was proud of his digit He wondered just how Gidget did it It hung to his knees And swung in the breeze Witch Gidget was wetting her britches

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Date: 10/29/2022 2:45:00 AM
Yeah ! You and Belle, make a team that swell, hope you don't get sued by Gidget or the midget !!! Another good laugh from the master of Limericks Well done my friend.
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/29/2022 10:52:00 AM
Belle Bellevue NOT Belle de Jour! Aloha!
Date: 10/28/2022 2:11:00 AM
Hilarious…… The midget was proud of his digit - He wondered just how Gidget did it - It hung to his knees - And swung in the breeze - Witch Gidget was wetting her britches….. Belle
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 10/28/2022 2:06:00 PM
Thanks for the add on Rico… Belle
Date: 10/27/2022 9:58:00 PM
Oh... my ! You are just incredible Rico.... :)
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Date: 10/27/2022 2:33:00 PM
My, my, Rico. How in the world do you come up with these funnies? I'll never know!
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Date: 10/27/2022 2:26:00 PM
Lol's One of your best, Rico!
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 10/28/2022 2:03:00 PM
Cheers Anaya… Belle
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I Am Anaya
Date: 10/28/2022 11:24:00 AM
Love the collaboration, Belle! :D
Date: 10/27/2022 1:30:00 PM
ha! love your subtitle, rico!
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Date: 10/27/2022 11:28:00 AM
A promise feeling. Many blessings to you my friend and wishes come true.
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