Short Attorney Poems
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How could that electric fence fail?
A mad dog’s chomping my tail
Because of this sting
My attorney will bring
An action delivered by mail
New Attorney General William Barr
Faced down the Senate's self-appointed czars
Yet for doing his job, being brave
He may just have dug his own grave
A Jewish attorney, Raskolnikov,
his Buddhist half-brother, Kaletnikov,
now here comes the bother,
they mimic each other,
so who gets 'good health!' or a 'mazel tov?'
Attorney General Todd Blanche:
not the kind of guy who'll extend an olive branch.
He's another sycophant to the Lord of Misrule,
and has actually been called a "human footstool".
I'm just a typical working bloke
Who went to court for taking a toke
My brief, my attorney
And my financial journey
I lost now I'm totally broke
Arnold Crane was obsessed with his journey
He had been a rich Wall Street attorney --
He had peered in his soul
Found tobacco's charcoal --
Came to grips with himself on a gurney
Former Attorney General Pam Bondi
will never be confused with Mahatma Gandhi!
She was head of the Dictator Tot's retribution campaign
but, thankfully, her efforts were mostly in vain.
Stagnant water,flush of toxin.Stay away you lethal dose.Crippled baby.Was it the
poison?Maybe.Who is to blame?Our child attorney,the money he claimed.Filter needed,enemy
defeated.We left this polluted place.
"Jacoby & Meyers" - gave me a pale
Round bellied attorney with pony tail
"Cash Only !" asking so far
After four weeks - got disbarred
Oranges fly between bars in Palmdale...
for Carolyn's Limerick Contest on Lawyers
Legal eagles or vultures?
Alimony and divorce
Wills
Your problem is in their best financial interest
Enduring power of Attorney
Representing you at a exorbitant fee
Stay away from them if you can!
Jan Allison
6th May 2016
To Hell In A Gurny
We had been going on a long journey;
After a while we saw another attorney;
Same old song;
Done no wrong;
Was being wheeled to hell in a gurney.
Jim Horn
It must be hard to tell a lie with your
teeth closed. Wonder if he ever bites
his tongue.
The Woes of a Househusband
There once was a rich attorney named Joyce.
She fought for women's lib with a strong voice.
Her husband raised their baby.
And cleaned their house like crazy.
As she approached the bar, he lost his choice.
© August 26, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Once I thought
I’d find the
future fraught.
But luckily
Yale said I ought
earn their J.D.
I’ll soon be taught!
Paralegal’s glee!
My doubts were for naught!
Soon I am to be
what hard work has wrought:
a keen attorney.
12/22/2023
Written for Joseph May’s contest
He mentioned that she was beautiful.
He mentioned that she was kissable.
He touched her.
He wanted to curve
where she curved,
to hold lightly the blessing.
She phoned her attorney,
threatened assault.
That evening, he wrote a poem
which later was used
as evidence against him.
I once knew a sleazy man, J. Ernie,
J. was a wild abusive attorney.
Killed his mob boss client,
looking so defiant-
Man was lucky all the cops were dirty!
* I chose lawyer *
Limerick II Contest
Joseph May
10-10-6-6-10 syllable count
howmanysyllables.com
January 13, 2019
Tomorrow’s the day, you’re going away
To play your own game, satisfaction’s your aim
Time went so fast and what was is now past
It will be strange not hearing your name
Wish you the best, peace and success
As you trek on the road of life’s journey
And remember this
If you’re ever in a wreck
I know a good attorney
Ladies and gents, it's happening tonight,
a well-promoted prize-fight -
and a party with every bigwig and socialite.
I'll give you an exclusive invite!
It's where "No, it's not" meets "Yes, it is",
and "It is hers" meets "It is his".
Meet "Who is wrong?" and "Who is right?"
I'm an attorney. I'll make big bucks, alright.
Senator Has Been Bernie Sanders
There is a senator who has been Bernie;
Who ended up going on a long journey,
And about lady,
Something shady;
For wife would have to hire an attorney.
Jim Horn
Back in Jane's Burlington College days
in Vermont things were becoming very
suspicious. No wonder he has to be an
independent.
12 Jurys
1 Judge
1/2 a chance walking free tonight
10 years
1 pen
5 years probation
2,000 dollar fine
1 man waiting to hear
1 attorney tring to get him free
2 court dates up ahead
15 minutes for lunch
2 times I've got sick
1 crime committed
1 chance to go home
3 hours the verdicts in
10 years of my life
Time to serve for 1 crime committed
two pinches of nurse with a hint of doctor
sprinkle in the tenacity of an attorney then
stir briskly until smooth and thoroughly kind
grease the pan for speed of thought and ease
of removal for when the heat is too much
bake to superhero perfection until
emergency ready and cape willing
when finished decorate with bows and gowns
wrapped with smiles and don't mess with my child eyes
MY JURY
Representation of my Pierian spring,
Attorney of my indelible ink,
An old woman does not get tired
in the dance she knows best;
Life's court sent forth for my jury:
Evidence speaks louder than doubts -
When a child eat a palm fruit
his teeth shows evidence.
Pen is mightier than guns
But my ink is as costly as blood.
VickWizzy
Vick Manuel Poetry {VMP}
Copyright © May, 2020.
Hate
(From my archives)
Posted: 8/20/21
Hate,
is a horse
that only bucks down its rider.
It never affects
the intended cowboy,
sitting on the fence.
Tom
&
The flames of hate
burn only the dwelling
where hate is housed.
It’s flames seldom reach
the intended house down the street;
Being consumed with hate
is like giving power of attorney
to the hated.
Tom
she walks in smiling
like a billboard,
all blonde shine
and polished teeth.
the laws bend for money,
she knows it—
she’s danced long enough
with men in suits
to sell the dance twice.
you ask about morals,
hell, she keeps them
in a purse—
zippered tight,
pulled out only for the camera.
the rest of the time
she is like the others—
slick, practiced,
and waiting for her next check.
His client had a leg amputation
Oops! Wrong leg due to miscalculation
His client wanted to sue
But as the attorney knew
No leg to stand on for litigation
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 2 in Carolyn Devonshire's "Lawyer Limerick" Contest - August 2010
(Last line based on the old saying "You Ain't Got A Leg To Stand On")
He mentioned that she was beautiful.
He mentioned, perhaps too eagerly,
that she was kissable.
He touched her
(as he would a sculpture)
needing a tactile communion.
He simply wanted to curve
where she curved,
to hold lightly the blessing.
She pulled away affronted.
She phoned her attorney.
She threatened harassment.
He stood back still admiring her,
wishing only that life
were a more perfect mimic
of art.