Short Ape Poems

murder or rape 
never to ape...

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Governed by our beastly needs
We don our frocks and mount our steeds...

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if you hear it through the grapevine and believe it
then you're an ape minded eedyot...

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Some prefer cherry
  Others like grape
'Whatever, it's a tomato'
  Said the hungry ape...

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no hosting no holds barred
simply are
mine
the vine
of grapes
you keep eating
you ape...

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~Planet of the apes~

Ape should inherit the world
Perhaps  --maybe, just maybe!
Earth has a chance 


~*~...

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Be a "vis"
Or vis without a be
jumpy up down left right ape
An image of horn drum bear
Made of chip cheap paper...

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Deject jejune muck
Underarm hollow tax cows
Nods lone land per hoof
Grasshopper a widower 
Yelps fable ape logy bog...

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yes...
stirred day

april first so...
the winds are

spiraling snow...
in front of the

garage...
and front door...

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The Ape climbed up the drapes
 just to get to the juicy grapes!
The Ape filled up his pajamas
with very sweet creamy bananas !...

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Unbeatable  and
Resourceful  'Anjaneya'
Is our 'monkey-God'

Ape is ape and man,
Man. The twain did never meet.
Nor will ever meet....

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When language does not distinguish man from the ape
                                                                    ~ manners matter more...

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There once was an ape named Ollie
Who rode around in a trolley
Three hippos in a bath
They made a hyena laugh
As a duck swam holding a brolly...

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Once simian stock from brambles
Orange buffoon whose ooze rambles
Orangutan clone 
On narcissist’s throne
Owns ape-man’s old brain in shambles...

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If it were to happen today
When the star above so bright
How to ape those of yesterday
When scanned in an era of byte.

 © Harry J Horsman 2020...

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Religion puts souls high in lights
Evolution cuts down these rites
Relation to ape
On the species landscape
Dynamites man's sites on the heights...

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Who claims an IQ doctorial? 
Melania’s spouse who's scansorial
This second act ape
Will all of us rape
As the new D.T.—Dick Tatorial...

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To represent the naked ape -
One black, one white and one red grape
Peel away the skin they’re in
And you won’t know which wore which skin...

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The faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group...

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I know a monkey 
At the zoo
Big fat lazy ape
You make faces at him 
And he'll throw faeces at you. 



            W.A CHOLT. Copyright Fergal O Reilly. 2019....

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Archie the Ape
Was much maligned
This nice young fellow
Had a pink behind

The glare was amazing
So brightly it shined
Caused gawkers to stare
And totally go blind...

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At the Oakland Zoo, a birth historical
Is neither fable now allegorical
An ape and lynx had a child
So gorgeous and so wild
With a lineage quite cat-e-gori-Cal

6/1/22...

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Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The shrub —JESUS! —was a drunk man....

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Baseball fans have crossed the line
They don't respect this game so fine
What have we become
A bunch of ape-like scum
Though most of us are still refined...

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There once was an alien from Mars
Who went ape over fast women and cars
   He'd searched all the stars
   Every tavern and bar
Thinking: "Sure wish those women were ours!"...

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