Short Ape Poems
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yes...
stirred day
april first so...
the winds are
spiraling snow...
in front of the
garage...
and front door
The Ape climbed up the drapes
just to get to the juicy grapes!
The Ape filled up his pajamas
with very sweet creamy bananas !
Unbeatable and
Resourceful 'Anjaneya'
Is our 'monkey-God'
Ape is ape and man,
Man. The twain did never meet.
Nor will ever meet.
When language does not distinguish man from the ape
~ manners matter more
There once was an ape named Ollie
Who rode around in a trolley
Three hippos in a bath
They made a hyena laugh
As a duck swam holding a brolly
Once simian stock from brambles
Orange buffoon whose ooze rambles
Orangutan clone
On narcissist’s throne
Owns ape-man’s old brain in shambles
If it were to happen today
When the star above so bright
How to ape those of yesterday
When scanned in an era of byte.
© Harry J Horsman 2020
Religion puts souls high in lights
Evolution cuts down these rites
Relation to ape
On the species landscape
Dynamites man's sites on the heights
Who claims an IQ doctorial?
Melania’s spouse who's scansorial
This second act ape
Will all of us rape
As the new D.T.—Dick Tatorial
To represent the naked ape -
One black, one white and one red grape
Peel away the skin they’re in
And you won’t know which wore which skin
The faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group
I know a monkey
At the zoo
Big fat lazy ape
You make faces at him
And he'll throw faeces at you.
W.A CHOLT. Copyright Fergal O Reilly. 2019.
Archie the Ape
Was much maligned
This nice young fellow
Had a pink behind
The glare was amazing
So brightly it shined
Caused gawkers to stare
And totally go blind
Baseball fans have crossed the line
They don't respect this game so fine
What have we become
A bunch of ape-like scum
Though most of us are still refined
Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The shrub —JESUS! —was a drunk man.
At the Oakland Zoo, a birth historical
Is neither fable now allegorical
An ape and lynx had a child
So gorgeous and so wild
With a lineage quite cat-e-gori-Cal
6/1/22
There once was an alien from Mars
Who went ape over fast women and cars
He'd searched all the stars
Every tavern and bar
Thinking: "Sure wish those women were ours!"
A whole rush of emotions
in a short period of time
all sit now
in the pit of my stomach
A moment of proud tears
to total hurt and disgust
about a 'joke' that meant so much
On the muzzle of the cat- in my bed lying,
When he looked at me, appears a smile:-
"Although a distant - I'm relative of a lion,
And you just an ape, as a science define."
Intrepid camel, name of ibn Shlumpf
Romantic alias ~ Abdullah Heffalumpf
He went ape for the babes, this
Dromedary of all trades
He just wished he could get over their humphs
Wildlife 14
An adventurous Barbary ape,
Would dress in his Spiderman cape,
He just flew through the trees,
With his head on his knees,
While the troop would just sit there and gape!
I wish that I was a Yeti
Bigfoot, Snow Ape at best
So that I can finally show my face
And put this myth to rest
5-2-2018
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There once was a man from Manila,
Who said, i'm the best lady killer.
His mate got him a date,
But he found out too late,
His date was a female gorilla.
10/ 24/ 2017.
Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth
To drive us guys wild, attracted to our girth
When we pimp and fuss
They go ape and cuss
Love diddling their skittles causing much mirth
Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth
To drive us guys wild, attracted by our girth
When we pimp and fuss
They go ape and cuss
Love diddling their skittles causing much mirth