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If America loses the trade war with China how will the cabinet billionaires fulfill their destiny?

Attorney General Pam Bondi before:

Attorney General Pam Bondi preparing for transition:

Attorney General Pam Bondi after transition surgery:

Former Attorney General Pam Bondi serving her new boss:

crazy rich asians American style

The faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group

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Nette Onclaud

April 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM

goes without saying. " when in china, do what the chinese do..." potus is a good PR guy?

Duke Beaufort

April 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM

Thanks Nette. He loves to hype himself, that's a sure thing. All these selfish loyalists who enjoy the limelight will have to figure out something when his fortune changes. They love explaining how great everything is, even if it isn't.

Sotto Poet

April 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM

Duke, you wrote an excellent limerick poem that criticizes some parts of the political and social dynamics surrounding the "MAGA" (Make America Great Again) movement, including views of elitism and identity. The phrase "loyal white race" implies a reflection on racial and cultural identity in the context of American politics. The poem suggests a contrast between the MAGA group's imagined beliefs and the behavior of elites, notably via the lens of physical improvement and cultural mimicry. I like your word choice, too. The phrase "loyal white race" uses a loaded and potentially controversial word that stresses racial identity. The term "troop" implies a collective, potentially martial cohesiveness.

Duke Beaufort

April 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM

Thanks SP....there's no limit to what our current cadre of leaders will do to spin the truth in their direction. Taken to its obvious conclusion, they would have plastic surgery if it would be to their benefit. In other words, they have no ethical or moral connection to our system of government. I actually find it hard to understand what can motivate people to behave in this way as it seems completely foreign to me. I'm suspecting racism used to hide a glaring lack of self esteem.

Joseph P. DiMino

April 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM

Very witty. Well done. Great artwork!

Duke Beaufort

April 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM

Thanks Joe...it's a pleasure reading your work as well. You have an inspirational style that I believe is worth emulating. You could make a great role model!! Smiles!

Jan Allison

April 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM

maybe he should turn more yellow than orange Duke - I think the white House needs a facelift - get rid of the orange orangutan! hugs jan xx

Duke Beaufort

April 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM

Hi Jan...my wish is that he lose the ability to speak. He has some kind of pied piper charm for some people. We're really going to suffer on account of the centralization of power. There was a Nobel prize winning conservative author and economist some years ago (Milton Friedman) who pointed out that complexity and inefficiency in government protects us from an autocrat who would use power against us. All that protection we have here is vanishing before our eyes as part of a ruse.

Arthur Vaso

April 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM

Hilarious loved it.

Duke Beaufort

April 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM

Thanks Arthur. I think our current leadership cadre loves the feeling of power, and will do anything to have it be absolute. A columnist recently pointed out that it's run something like a mob family. My point is that their desire for power is so strong, they would do anything for it.

Ink Empress

April 19, 2025 at 10:53 AM

Gosh! Iv seen some news articles about how china is revealing the manufacturers of big american brands, its all over social media too! These comical pictures are very creative , did you create them? Also another brilliant limerick with brilliant rhymes! Lol what more can we do when the world seems confusing at the moment, wonder should we laugh or cry. Pleasure visiting your page today! Sending you light always dear duke. Hope you are doing well

Duke Beaufort

April 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM

Hi there, IE. I think we should laugh, cry, and act as we can. I did have fun arranging these pictures to tell the story of selfishness. It's a problem with our culture especially at the top. There are a few wonderful rich people, but not enough to offset what we're seeing. I don't understand why our leaders need so much worship other than psychosis. Hope you stay well and sending smiles!

Nette Onclaud

April 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM

whattt? potus will look like an albino with slit eyes...he'll do anything to lure china into his kasbah, lol...you so funny, duke!

Duke Beaufort

April 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM

Nette, however he would try to disguise who he really is, we all know. He's the incarnation of the anti-christ or maybe something worse!

I Am Anaya

April 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM

Too white is right, as is dominant until the end of his reign. This is apy in itself, Duke i was laughing at first, now scared. I must admit barbie Bondi looks good as Asian. I must say LOL. America feels very small at the moment, indeed! Love the entire page, so creative!

Duke Beaufort

April 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM

Anaya, I am scared too. Have been going to demonstrations and events. It occurred to me that the people in charge now have something in common. It's all about what they can do for power and attention. They are perfectly willing to ruin our country for the ability to have it be their fiefdom. We become serfs in their vision and (as in the Randy Newman song) we barely survive.

Anne-Lise Andresen

April 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM

- Duct tape is a flexible tape that is difficult to tear and sticks well to most surfaces ... much cheaper and you can do it yourself :) - hugs

Duke Beaufort

April 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM

Anne-Lise, too funny! A mask works well too! We have a cadre of chameleon-like underlings who are just in this for themselves. They would do anything to hold on to power to shape the world in their own image, and they have no conception of history or empathy.

Lin Lane

April 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM

Oh My Gosh! I imagine his eyes would definitely be popping out like in the picture! T-Rump with Asian eyes... as if. I can imagine his puffy pallid sagging jowls without that golden tan he seems so obsessed with having. The only lift he should get is one that lifts him out of the White House. "Subtle Influence - Global Domination." When I think of a troop, my thoughts are of monkeys. Another level of Dump Trumpdom, Duke! Love the before and after.

Duke Beaufort

April 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM

Lin, I love your comment about monkeys! They can't seem to realize the billionaire elites in our current regime are only self-interested, and the rest of us don't matter as long as we keep them there. Their loyalty will change with the winds. In the meantime, just amazing how they see our democratic traditions such as due process are worth nothing. They would be very comfortable with you know who as depicted above. Take care.

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