Short Air Force Poems

the air force bases
where the sky meets the dessert
sidewinder on rocks...

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Air Force One, take off
President shares Jelly Bellys
To dust, Berlin Wall...

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air force jets take off
creating deafening noise --
the sound of freedom

5/9/21...

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ufos fly lake erie

and blow air force theory

for each tows signs

flashing these lines

we stole a cow from oleary.
...

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Want to divorce
From Air-Force

Found my voice 
To be getting hoarse!

But at least I built some muscle
Sure did have to hustle hustle!...

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Fear Mom?
Don't start with reflection
VALEO, McDonald's, Air Force... broken puzzle
 
Now Christian
True identity
Kick confustion out window!...

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Did you see our POTUS toddle?
Its called the, "Air Force One Waddle"
But a U. S. Marine
Claims our POTUS is clean
And the Army's top roll model....

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the saber sliced cake
the cool perfectly straight clip
into rectangle
military style of cut
pride flies from female airman

9/18/2020...

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Aboard Air Force One it's stormy
Trump yells bumps are in store for me
While she's up and down
There's no cause for a frown
He screams porn stars all adore me...

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A gentle droning fills the officers’ club
Here come the wasps, someone says
A silence fills where conversations were
Some of the officers walk to the windows
To gawk at the new WASPS...

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No Desire To Succeed

Trump never had a desire to ever succeed,
Or help other people and them try to feed;
Has exploded,
Media avoided;
Away into space he in Air Force One sped.

Jim Horn...

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Air Force One is currently full of number two
In four years, there'll be a ton more, beaucoup!
Special equipment will be needed
As the maximum is exceeded
Good for the crops, this abundant doo doo!...

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Cletus O'Toole had always yearned to fly

   He joined the Air Force to give it a try

      He tried a daring chandelle

         It didn't go all that well

            Cletus crashed in the muck of a pigsty...

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Air Force One is currently full of number two
Three more years, there'll be tons more, beaucoup!
Special equipment will be needed
As the maximum is exceeded
Good for the crops, this abundant doo doo!...

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Air Force One is currently full of number two
Two more years, there'll be tons more, beaucoup!
Special equipment will be needed
As the maximum is exceeded
Good for the crops, this abundance of doo doo!...

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I forgot the American flag was out here
Placed it there myself for the fourth of July
this means it was in the rain at least twice
I feel a bit guilty
my daughter was a Captain in the Air Force
I am glad she does not drive in the rain
I did not see it there
due to the weeds...

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On a Washington midnight thirteen bug-eating bats
descend upon the Air Force Memorial spotlights
drawn to swarms of their favorite insect dinners.
What a spectacular sight! Wings of evil crowding ‘round the spires!
But they cannot compare with the other species of bloodsuckers!...

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A Military Brat

Before have not been in mortal combat,
And yet still I once was a military brat;
To Mom's dismay,
Did enlist one day;
Wore an Air Force uniform with their hat.

Jim Horn

My dad was killed in an aircraft accident on
the Aircraft Carrier Intrepid CVN-11 now in
the New York harbor.

Veterans Day is coming soon....

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When I enlisted in the Air Force, homosexuality was illegal,

   Then it became optional and has recently been declared legal!

      Now that I've been long retired and have grown old and hoary,

         I'm thankful I got out before someone decided to make it mandatory!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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Trump Horn Haiku Can Do

We knew from outset
On Trump never place our bet
Have a chance not let.

We did anyway
If President were to stay
Would suffer each day.

Hillary instead
Down best path will be led
Which is what God said.

James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

PS. Is your Air Force General Dad retired yet?...

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Medal Of Honor Day
March 25,2025

today is a day for heroes
a time to salute the bravest
the ones who went beyond the call
put life and limb on the line
for their comrades and country
let us give thanks
for those Army, Air Force, Navy, Marine
and Coast Guard veterans who
have earned the right to
wear
The Congressional Medal of Honor
...

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Three girls going to school in a living hell
I just hope to god they don't step on a shell
For their president Assad just does not care
Orders his air force to drop bombs everywhere
Assad must be stopped, the world must find a way
He should be tried for war crimes and made to pay.





Written 29th September 2019....

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rainbow of flowers
multitude of flags flutter
the sepals-accept

v-formation geese
the royal air force power
crown jewels fly high

crows in ebony
great britain’s bobbies whistle
corralling the crowds

reign of umbrellas
tutelary governing
until kingdom come

inherited solemn pledge
the sovereign’s soul on the ledge...

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Trump Came Down Crashing

Trump out in anger has been lashing;
Causes things to come down crashing;
Took a pause;
Then lost cause.
Nude in golden shower when splashing.

Jim Horn

This my 4,545th poem Lived at 4545
Hampshire Avenue from 1951 to 1961
in Norview, Norfolk, VA when I joined 
the Air Force in August.

Have to check out his dossier....

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Shipmaster
Son with the  Air Force in Korea

As a child
you drew boats and ships
and kept their shapes in mind
while you were growing.
Large battleships safeguarding
a small boat
sailing fearless wayward
on the high seas.
Now you walk the actual steel
and feel real salt against your face.
I pray
for the continuing safety of 
your sketched harbors...

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