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Air Force One

Air Force One is currently full of number two In four years, there'll be a ton more, beaucoup! Special equipment will be needed As the maximum is exceeded Good for the crops, this abundant doo doo!

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Russell Sivey

Date: 7/20/2017 10:21:00 PM

I loved this one Jack! You have brightened my eyes with tears of laughter with this luminous poem today! I truly enjoyed reading this awesome piece this evening! Thank you for writing and posting this humorous write! You are a wonderful limerick master! Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/21/2017 7:10:00 AM

You are always so supportive my friend! Thank you again, Russell!!!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 7/20/2017 9:30:00 AM

Lol! ;) xomo!

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/20/2017 6:14:00 PM

Happy to see the giggles, Mo! Love & Hugs, Jack xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 7/20/2017 8:46:00 AM

:-) :-) :-) What can I say? So, I'll talk about Air Force one-half//No it's not a laugh//LBJ had his day//When VP to JFK// His mini-jet is at his ranch on display. /// Well, that got pretty soggy! Toured LBJ's ranch and yes, he had his own jet because the airport by the ranch wouldn't accommodate the larger plane. He called it "Air Force 1/2" and still used it after he became Prez in order to fly home to feed the cows.

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/20/2017 6:40:00 PM

Love it... Air Force One-Half! LOL HAVE A GOOD MY FRIEND!!!