Seamen Poems - Poems about Seamen

Two seamen sought to sail the sea to see the seething sea, you see. This could have happened in B.C. but no — they saw the modern sea. In 2023 A.D. the sea was like the sea B.C. which is unlike the CBC with no connection to the sea but somewhat like the BBC which does resemble the B.C. without the extra C., you see? I...

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A man paid a witch for an hex To help his wife want much more sex They went on a cruise Where she made the news Obliging the men on all decks...

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Seven slurring stout sociable salty sailors Standing stealthily silent Solo Sharing secret salacious Stirring sailing stories....

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Skinny-dipping with you is a thrill For a man who is over the hill But just one squiggly squirm From a small dangling worm And a fish will dart in for the kill! A Sperm Whale with a mouthful of krill Can swallow more than you ever will Only octopus arms Could adore all your charms But for you, this is only a drill 30.VII.19 (as...

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A Bo'sun in the pub was wheezing From Wanda Mann's underhand teasing An organist by trade And accomplished milkmaid Her fingers were quite busy squeezing The Bo'sun recalled a sperm whale That spouted away in a gale Wanda knew how whales blow And performed it just so The Bo'sun would buy her more ale The Bo'sun was never a sinner And saw her a champion winner He...

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Where Seamen Flows tootsie booby flaps wings that sing the night hymns tight for bread embed that fills her bill 3/20/17 Writer's Notes-fishermen go out to sea, bring in a nice catch. Birds follow the boat in. Fishermen have a big load of cash in their pockets. Music to someone's ear? Booby's (seacoast flyers) get some silver. Fish. Bread/or fish in their bill. Tootsies is slang...

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A cupola shin, prickly dick creed, hoary testes tossed, master baiting ova all eel trades crossed the fecund Rubicon and ejaculated olly olly oxen yawping, in utero seminal raids with phallic coup d’etat that buck came vasocongested spades lit torch, where hello kitty Ernst lee screeched amidst Grafenberg tit parades bumping uglies...

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Mary Rose, the mighty sailing sea vessel glided majestically across the waves She had robustly and bravely sailed the briny waves for many a night and day With the ocean's heaving gusting squalls blowing off proud stern and mast Sailing victorious and proud - her billowing white sails were cast The calm, liquid waters of the sea flowed...

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There was a woman from Beeman Who enraptured all the seamen With a gentle touch of her hand She titillated their laughing gland Making them feel like freemen...

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Outstretched hands above the waves Condemed to deep the cannons slaves Before the mast they took their place And take the cat at drumbeats pace The Kings shilling and a tot of rum Cannons hauled to the roll of drum Sawdust strewn the blood to soak Sweating palms but hearts of oak A head of sail, battle flags fly Such gallant men will fear...

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