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I believe I may be Artificially Intelligent

...I believe I may be Artificially Intelligent
For many of my lessons were taught by fools
Y’know, those pencil pushing test correctors
The teachers in all the schools

They gave us tests to ascert...

Three Cheers for Fat

...
   Stooped shoulders, shuffling gait
     Bulging belly, too much weight

   Double-chin, arms of flab
     Dissect me in the science lab  

   Nuh-uh, no way... No shame allowed today
    T...

IF VAINGLORY WERE

...If vainglory were a preacher
It'd resemble a rustic pastor
Lost in how profound his grasp of scripture is
Therefore echoes more of his fervent faith
Than the Creator's boundless might.

If vain...

Boy With the Curly Hair

...Once again
my partner didn’t do their part
In science lab
I was alone again 
But you took his place
You were smart
You were handsome
You got me the “A”
You walked me home
I never get out
Bu...

Feelings of a Rock

...The professor carries me into his science lab and washes me off in the sink.
Dang! This water is cold!
“Granite, feldspar, a bit of hematite,” He says on Monday, explaining me to a class.
He does ...

Rangitoto College

...
     Textbooks,
             chalk dust,
     young men 
             full of lust.
       School bus, 
          school bag,
     mathematics, 
          what a drag!
       Woodwork, ...

They Emptied Out My Brain

...In science lab one day
  they emptied out my brain
Even poked, it wouldn't say
  a word about my pain

at never chancing what I knew
  was beyond my comfort zone
That's why my brain just never...

He Killed Me For What Reason

...An extra disappointing day in October. 
I crawled out of the ditch, irritated and annoyed.
Alarmed I was not dead until I saw my body and knew I might be. 
The other guy must have been drunk; this...

Queens and Kings All Over This Land

...Queens are all over, and there are festivals, parades, banners and stuff.
I wanted to be Corn Queen once, but they chose a girl from Council Bluff.
Our phenomenal state fairs have a bunch of pagean...

I Was Trapped In a Daydream

...I was trapped in a daydream,
Could not hear the math teacher.
Walked to the next class by the handsome stranger
Who was holding me hostage in my mind's eye

I was in love, lust too of course, co...

An Art Bell Moment

...I was listening to a late-night radio show from Art Bell
about how aliens from space abducted a woman from her sleep,
it was spooky, creepy and gave me the chills,
finally, I fell asleep and what ...

Mad Scientist

...Take a second look at me, for beneath this midriff flab
and balding pate and wrinkly skin you'll find a science lab.
And though all may seem quiet, it may come as quite a shock
to find there are e...

Going Nowhere

...Slow motion memories.
Street lit like a movie set,
outside the dance hall.
Muffler-less cars,
full throttle, then eerily quiet.
Self willed machines idling along the street,
flooding the night;...

School Day Hell

...They called it school
I called it hell 
From the huge imposing prison like doors
To the doom like toll of the bell
Everyday the same
Running for the school bus
Full of uncivilized Wild kids
Being pus...

The Girl Who Was Never Lost

...I

Books aligned the cupboard racks--
It was no fancy place;
Tables, chairs(maybe backpacks--
Of students--in this case)
Lay about this little room at the school
Where i met her first.

Here,...

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