I believe I may be Artificially Intelligent

I believe I may be Artificially Intelligent
For many of my lessons were taught by fools
Y’know, those pencil pushing test correctors
The teachers in all the schools

They gave us tests to ascertain
The truth of what they knew
That we’d complain about a D
On assignments over due

Taught us to write sentences
A task that seemed so dire
We went to sleep wrestling with
A dangling modifier

Teachers in the science lab
Their eyes slightly askew
Kept a clear path to the door
Never knowing what we’d do

Yet as it seems with all success
Like the day I hit a homer
I got to wear a funny hat
And pick up a Diploma

Thus, when they say:  “must be AI”
I flash upon the past
Knowing that the “algorithm”
Would be tossed right out of class.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Tor Avatar
January 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Love your sense of humor John. Thanks for posting my friend...
Lamoureux Avatar
December 31, 2024 at 8:20 AM
This is so much fun. My favourite read today. I wrote a poem titled Block Head. Give it a read if time permits. Thanks for your visit and comment.
Wolf Avatar
December 30, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Nothing fishy about this one, John. A work of art! Excelsior, Gershon
Legros Kelley Avatar
December 30, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Funny! I enjoyed this one :)
Lawless Avatar
January 3, 2025 at 11:04 AM
thanks for stopping by to read and comment Bj.
Bartley Avatar
December 29, 2024 at 1:56 PM
A very funny poem. Thanks for sharing! Made me laugh, and I hope that was your intention.
Lawless Avatar
January 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
glad you enjoyed it Benjamin. thanks for stopping to read and comment....
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