Savings Poems - Poems about Savings

Blandishments eroded invaluable necessary viz life savings of mine videre licet alms initially crafted June twenty fifth two thousand twenty four affecting me to utter "oy a broch" (pronounced ah-BROOKH) before I cast accursed blatant spells outright upon the head of mountebank, whose shrewd and cunning deception bled me dry as a sun bleached bone, whereby self denigration and imploration regarding immediate obliteration of "nest egg"...

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Moans, sleep deprivation, Groans across our great nation. Blame all dumb inventors, Droughts, floods, some mentors! We'll vanish on timely wings, Faults saving daylight brings!...

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Argh... the bane of daylight savings time – November 3rd 2024 Hour hands clock back sixty minutes of Autumn round about same of month every year, what a bummer, an inconvenient truth diverged from this chum purposelessly manipulating hold over yesteryear doth drum sensation of jet lag (an inconvenient truth with earth in the balance) as if flying within time machine at warp speed from this station, where bumpy ride...

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I wish there was a way. I could save some money today. By not buying that shirt. But that would make me hurt. I could save the money like a fool. Or buy that scarf that would make me look cool. I wish there was a way. To go through the day. Ignoring coffee shops, and stores. Those keychains...

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Daylight savings time more'n minute effect on me In 2024, daylight savings time will begin at two o'clock ante meridiem on Sunday, March tenth. That will mean losing an hour of precious sleep and moving the clocks (around your house, and sundry frequented places) forward one hour, though your cell phone, computer, and television plus other...

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Named for the God of War but trickster is your nature. Each year you bring the prospect of spring. Yet your deceit hides that promise under your cloak of white. I should know better, but you understand how much I need to believe your promises. Beware the Ides of March. Julius did not heed the...

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Daylight Savings Time Ends – November 5th 2023 means... discombobulated, harried, and lobotomized state of body, mind, and spirit triage. Onset of dark shadows signalling edge of night occurs earlier as the world turns beckoning, hinting, robbing passage regarding days of our lives, where the young and the restless, plus the bold and the beautiful exhibit variations on a...

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We haven’t gained much interest yet Save an extra hour of light Which isn’t bad, but you can bet It came right out of our nights Come next statement there’ll be fees And I’m sure that they’ll be lofty We’ll pay back that hour, guaranteed Boy, is daylight savings costly....

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A customer wandered into the post office fair, Seeking to send a package with the utmost care. Billy, a coworker with a smile so bright Welcomed her presence, ready for the fight. "Two-day shipping will cost $10.95," he proclaimed. "To get it there by Friday, as we've claimed." The customer, frugal and wise, Sought a way to save a few extra dimes. "The...

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It was the second morning of “daylight savings time,” and the change was noticeable. My BF Peter has a doctorate in applied physics, he's an expert, so I asked him, “How do they move the sun?” He gave me one of his patented, blank looks, “What, who moves the sun?” He answered. “Well, yes,” I said, “I suppose...

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Daylight Savings Time 2023... in Pennsylvania will begin at 2:00 AM on Sunday, March twelfth and moost likely will impact min-née-ute effect on me a run of the mill on the Floss amazingly gracefully aging long haired pencil necked geek, who welcomes increased photons. Just moments ago, a dawning realization arose within this sol son begat from ma late mother and then (when following poem written)...

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The ides of March are upon us, With spring to follow closely in step. As we begin to welcome St. Patty, And all those Easter eggs lie ready to prep. Seen and heard is the madness of basketball, Collegiate craziness to never end. ...

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Argh daylight savings time ends – 2:00 AM November 6th 2022 Hour hands of o'clock get set back sixty minutes gaining extra hour of Autumn round about this same day of November every year, what a bum er, and inconvenient truth diverged from this wayfaring chum purposelessly manipulating a hold over sans yesteryear (first implemented in United States with...

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I wonder if the sun realizes it is getting up early next week? Will the stars shout: “Hey!!! Turn off the light.”, the moon sulk in a corner? Will it drive the bats…. You know….”batty”? I heard a rumor The “Shadow and Shade Unions” are laying off. The sparrows think it’s hilarious as they can’t tell time, The roosters may need a snooze button. I just want...

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Daylight Savings Time – March 13th, 2022 A long time graduate courtesy Hard Knocks alum, once again yours truly posts reasonable rhyme about shortest day of the year. Two o'clock Ante Meridiem nostri Jesu Christi hour hand clock sprung forward sixty minutes round about same of month every year, what a bum er, an inconvenient truth diverged...

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