Teen Satire Poems

You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Truly those days were fun,
Little children playing each,
With a fine decorated toy gun,
Life was serious yet catchy;
And we were easily convinced
‘ Sit back, I will...

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Thousands of students of decades
Across the nation, 
Have loads of issues with grades 
And lack of motivation.

A retention to learning,
With parents calling 
And graduation rates...

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I saw a man blathering on,
a professor with PhD,
who called himself ‘anti-racist,’
which seemed rather bizarre to me
since he kept saying that we must
see ourselves in...

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What must it be like to be male? To live with an overclocked metabolic system that’s always on the lookout for brazen and unmistakable propositions...

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

 I think a one line poem is called a firefly...

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This is an age old story
it could be a country song.
Some may find it enchanting
while others say it’s wrong.

I like home automation
and the feeling of...

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Sung to, You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, (extended version).
KP

You’re a monster, Donny Dump.
Some biiig-time twiiisted clooown.
To no end, I could deride you,
are no depths...

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It seems that minutes after Halloween,
before we’ve even seen the first bits of snow,
the Christmas movies are flooding our screens,
and I think we know how...

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Lazy Millennial
Give the Lazy Millennial a damn job
He just plays Mobile Legends all night

And sleeps all day long like a cat
I’ll give the Lazy Millennial...

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I finally met the Queen,
This impossibly Grand Dame,
A dream from just a teen
And now I’m in her frame.

My mother just adored her,
She’d fill my head...

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IF YOU PULL A LONG FACE : Part XXXV

IF you pull a long croquet face
While picking your teeth index and thumb over molar
Canines will drip...

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My girl wanted to go the matinee movies,
so she asked    me too

Miss Pretty Brown Eyes
was ever a looker for a good time
in...

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She was the type who dressed only in darks,
a ‘non-conformist’ teen who bathed in snark,
in black lipstick her smile did hide,
row of piercings ran above...

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I’ve gone through some boring times,
they’re inevitable in life,
luckily, I can truly say,
that I’ve never faced real strife.
In fact the only moment
I ever felt great...

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