Husband Satire Poems
These Husband Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about Husband. These are the best examples of Satire Husband poems written by international poets.
Don't Quit Before You Begin OPJ
Please don't make your lines too long ,
As my eyes don't travel well . ( Note to self make opticians appointment )
And remember long poems,
They...
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Categories:
fun, humor, nonsense, satire,
Fruit LeatherYou bite that apple!
Give it a go, put on a show
There is no shame
You said shame is a sham
And clams are happy
Do they hop or...
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Categories:
fruit, humor, satire,
Wedded BluffWedded Bluff
You've made an invalid selection
The gal you picked was once nice
And she was once good in bed
Now it's all **** up worst damn way
You're...
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Categories:
satire, conflict, husband, marriage, wife,
Village GoddessesHusband constantly beating and batting,
His kiths, like allies, consciously hitting;
Father-in-law, in his way commanding,
Mother-in-law, dire duties demanding;
Neighbors mocking at physical darkness,
Her skinny dullness and financial...
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Categories:
life, moving on, satire,
They Are FranticThey are frantic
These women who have to decorate for holidays
I am too busy painting to notice
They are getting crabby
For they have back aches and neck...
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Categories:
satire, winter,
My Last Conversation With Larry"Shine my boots, wench!" Larry said
"Fetch my wine and cheese and bread!
Tidy up my murphy bed!
Feed the hog and Mr. Ed!
Corn mash for Rhode...
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Categories:
satire, divorce, humor, husband, marriage,
What Qualities Make a 'successful Man'What qualities make a ‘successful man’,
Is it the tambor of his voice,
Some lofty goals, a lifelong plan,
A steering hand, his knowing choice.
Can compassion play a...
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Categories:
satire, appreciation, bullying, husband, men,
If It Takes Foreverdrove wife to doctor
counting wheelchair ramp spindles
~waiting for Godot
7/10/2020
My wife smiled at this one. Or was it a smirk?
Waiting for Godot is a play...
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Categories:
humor, husband, irony, satire,
Another Nigerian Scamanother Nigerian spam found poem
the Nigerians keep sending me
and millions of others
delightedly creative spam messages
this is one of the nicer ones
I have received
Enjoy
but don’t...
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Categories:
satire, anger, angst, anxiety, funny,
She Did Not Recognize HerselfThe pretty bird was getting a scolding of a lifetime
My neighbor called me to look out.
It was funny.
At first.
The limb did not move.
He acted unruffled.
Was...
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Categories:
satire, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Once Upon a Forgotten KingdomOnce upon a time in Erin land,
the sun smiled on the people
the rains communed peacefully with thunderstorms
Erin flowed with palm wine and palm oil,...
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Categories:
satire, africa, brother, bullying, forgiveness,
Jealous HusbandJealous Husband of pretty wife,
does not walk
...
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Categories:
satire, allegory, allusion, appreciation, humor,
ExcrementalI cooked a pie with
For my husband, the old git,
Cos he really had been upsetting me
I used a very special pastry
That was so light...
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Categories:
fun, giggle, satire,
I Love Beer - In Justice Kavanaugh's Own WordsYes, I love beer
And beer loves me,
We’re as thick as thieves
As honey is to bees.
I can’t help but wonder
What life would be
Without this golden amber,
Not...
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Categories:
satire, grief, humorous, parody, perspective,
Prevalence of PurposelessnessEarly in life worthlessness prevailed employ
ying gnawing, infecting thought processes
did more than annoy
rooted, short circuited, and tasered
flickr happiness lived
spontaneous bobbing sponging buoy
clinging to mother's
apron string...
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Categories:
satire, america, betrayal, fear, husband,