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Another Nigerian Scam

another Nigerian spam found poem

the Nigerians keep sending me
and millions of others
delightedly creative spam messages
this is one of the nicer ones
I have received 

Enjoy
but don’t send her any money!!!!!

Good day Child of God,

Calvary Greetings 
in the name of the LORD Almighty
 and Our LORD JESUS CHRIST
 the giver of every good thing. 

Good day and compliments of the seasons,
 i know this letter 
will definitely come to you
 as a huge surprise, 

I humbly 
ask you to give me 
your attention
 and hear me,

 i am writing this mail
 to you 
with heavy sorrow
 in my heart, 


but I implore you 
to take the time 
to go through it  carefully 
as the decision you make 


will go off a long way
 to determine
my future 
and continued existence.

 I am Mrs. Esther Heidi 
aging widow of 61 years old 
suffering from long time illness.

 I have some funds
 I inherited from my late husband
, the sum of ($17 Million Dollars) a

And I needed a very honest 
and God fearing  
who can withdraw this money
 then use the funds for Charity works

I WISH TO GIVE THIS FUNDS
TO YOU FOR CHARITY WORKS. 
I found your email address
 from the internet 

after honest prayers  
to the LORD
 to bring me a helper

 and i decided to contact you
 if you may be willing 
and interested to handle
 these trust funds in good faith 
before anything happens to me.

I accept this decision
 because I do not have any child 
who will inherit this money 
after I die. 

I want your urgent reply
 to me so that I will give you 
the deposit receipt
 which the bank issued to me 
as next of kin
 for immediate transfer of the money 

to your account in your country, 
to start the good work of God,
 I want you to use the 30/percent 
of the total amount to help 
yourself in doing the project. 

I am desperately
 in keen need of assistance 
and I have summoned
 up courage to contact you 

for this task,
 you must not fail me
 and the millions of the poor people 
in our todays WORLD. 

This is no stolen money 
and there are no dangers involved,
100% RISK FREE 
with full legal proof.


 Please if you would be able 
to use the funds for the Charity 
(Note: I would use the money 
to invest in the Church of Jake)

I want you to
 take 30 percent of the total money 
for your personal use 
while 70% of the money 
will go to charity.


 Please kindly 
respond for further details.

Thanks and God bless you,

Regards

Mrs. Esther Heidi

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