Short Sarcasm Poems

fear of talking
sarcasm at me
is that why I stutter?...

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Raccoon bit my knee.
Hurting my feelings a lot.
Surgery Monday....

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What makes a bully?
sarcasm and name calling
are a bully’s traits...

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A fear of words
sarcasm does hurt
what makes you say such things?...

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I need to stop being
sarcastic all of the time
- yeah, I'm on that....

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You wish a friend luck
Affirming "do break a leg"
shows love not sarcasm...

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Lightning
In her eyes,
Thundrous judgements -
Her sarcasm is your
Peril....

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Hoboken is broken and
nobody's jokin' so
just buy a token and
get out of town  !!!...

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time heals?
funny
been 30 plus years
this ole heart beats to spite me
I hear it laughing...

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Overheard in The Old Folks' Home:

Wanna play Euchre?
Why, no . . . would you like to herd cats?...

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I don't want to advise,
I do not make conclusions,
Sometimes we are too wise
for obvious solutions....

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The thought of a fool is spry,
His word is very fast:
The iron men don't cry,
They are afraid to rust....

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Yep, another voice cries for attention. 
It's the mark of sarcasm.
A chasm that's not of my concern
...

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Mr Sincerity: "I'm always here for you in sickness and in health."
Ms Sarcasm: "Can you be here for me somewhere else?"...

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Sometimes our goodness goes too far,
you know how does it smell,
Alas, but best intentions ARE
the shortest way to hell....

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thinks she is witty
sarcasm her daily fare
a nonfriend maker

cannot help her barbs
alienates all she meets
my cousin betty...

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I'd like be flying with the wind 
to find new shores, I'd like to flee, 
But there is contradiction fiend:
I always take myself with me....

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The gray separating black and white
Wow
Read one way, an awe inspiring comment
Read another way, sarcasm

What color is your paradigm?...

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There is a cross, there is a porch,
There are the eyes that full of care,
I say there is no God in church,
I say that people bring Him there....

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I'd like to catch the rainbow tail,
But hope is nothing for the reason
And graveyard's full of dreams (they fail)
And wonders are there like in prison....

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Yummy
Mummy

Chubby
Hubby

Jumping 
Pumping

Moaning
Groaning

Huffing 
Puffing

Orgasm 
Sarcasm

Wants more
Loud snore
...

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Angels now are having horns and tail,
Gloomy demons smoke aside in silence,
Pity, hands of kindness are so frail,
But they’re rather long for any violence....

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so you’re off to climb Mount Everest
but have no training…

my advice:
pack a lunch ~ good luck
see you soon
             



posted on July 22, 2021...

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The iconoclast with great sarcasm,
tries to hurl the church into a chasm.
Pharisee of courts —
belching out retorts!
His religion of enthusiasm.

2/19/2018...

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Sarcasm, a knife 
that slices 

my hope and self worth 
into indistinguishable pieces of waste
lying around my feet. 

Is it mine 
or did you throw it at me?...

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