Sanders Poems

Put Bernie Sanders in her Tea

      Odds bodkins, said Elissa Slotkin
      How will the Democrats ever win ~

         Nominate A.O.C.
         Put Bernie in her tea ~

      Pray Trump-hatred will

144 - Shedeur Sanders

Let’s talk about it.
The projected disrespected was selected! Yes selected, not by man, but by God.
144, yes, that’s the number it took for Shedeur Sanders to be drafted.

Let’s talk about these NFL owners from the human perspective. 
For an entire group of owners and I say entire because ALL 32 teams and I mean every

Power tools sanders

Makes work more efficient the using hands as manual labor

Kfc - Sir Colonel Sanders Tm

Good afternoon sir Colonel Sanders,
I wonder how you still have that smile.
I admire how you’ve kept your standards
After many complaints for a long while.
At least that smile of yours have some style!!!!

Is This the Best We Can Do

in a country of  335 million people
one of the richest more educated places
on the entire planet

the largest economy, 
the best military
still for now a democratic country

is this the best we can do
choose between three old white men
as our next leader
and the leader of the world ?

a clearly delusional  NYC ex reality TV star

Super Tuesday For Nothing

Biden Backed By Buttigieg, Bringing Base
Bernie Betrayed But Blazing
Warren Wallowing With Wavering Well-Wishers 
Tulsi Tours To Test
Bloomberg Banks, Basks, Blusters, By Brand

Sanders the Clown In a Circus of Democrats

Clowns at the Abyss

I’m not a communist,
I’m a Democratic Socialist
Cries the independent Elitist

It’s a right to have healthcare
It’s a right to have welfare
Yet, funding for these generous proposals is no-where.

The clown behind the podium is a saint with your resources.
He proposes everyone pay their fair share, but more so by titan economic forces.
He hails we

Colonel Harland David Sanders

Colonel Harland David Sanders
To people's palates he panders
KFC sell great fried chicken
So good, it’s really finger lickin!

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3/20/19

A Gander At Sanders

Comrade Bernie
Like Bert and Ernie
    Appeals to youth --
    Angry, quirky, uncouth

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Her mind performs tasks that are menial;
We never considered ever being congenial;
She slanders
Then ganders;
**** star belonging in colony that is penal.

Jim Horn

Colonel Harland Sanders

COLONEL HARLAND SANDERS
BY James Edward Lee Sr.


COLONEL HARLAND SANDERSMade seasoned pressured-fried chicken
Made in his restaurant original or crispy
Served with a bisket and not Dunkin Donuts

12/05/17

Billy Sanders 1917-1933

Billy Sanders

1917-1933

Freddie Moore and David Hilberg were brothers to me,

Freddie, a stalwart boy from Hoover Street,

And David, a quiet and congenial lad,

From nearby Dorland Street.

Both fellas were smarter than me,

Both, with muscles on legs and arms,

Ran faster than me.

Both were good with numbers,

But I was good with words.

Truly, I remember that day well,

In 1932, here

You'Re a Hypocrite, Bernie Sanders

I was your supporter and now you tell me to support Hillary Clinton, you're out of your cotton picking mind.
Several weeks ago you said that she's unfit to be President, you're a hypocrite of the most fundamental kind.
How dare you tell me and your other supporters to support Hillary after you said that she's unfit.
If

Bernie Sanders

I don't trust Hillary Clinton because of the allegations that she's facing.
A future with her as President is something I would have a difficult time embracing.
Bernie Sanders is the Presidential candidate for me.
I've contributed to him and voted for him in the primaries.
Many years ago Sanders opposed segregation.
That was awesome and deserved celebration.
Congress passed Sanders'

It Is Bernie Sanders Time

I am small,
You are tall,
But does it matter at all?

No, Bernie!
My heart is Berning!
You see my vision.

I am a twig,
And you are big?
Let The Bern do his gig!

Bernie Sanders we can dig!

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