Short Sanders Poems

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Premium Member Rhymes, Methinks

The governor’s up to high jinks
updating state document links;
seems Huckabee Sanders
now no longer panders
to pejorative terms like latinx.
© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick


Colonel Sanders

Colonel Sanders
Maybe roasted salamanders
But he got the world  finger lickin’
With his recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken

For Andrea’s contest
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Whatever Happened

Whatever happened to 60's revolutionaries
  I asked my wife in earnest

B. Sanders stayed the course, she said
  And it's now his turn to 'Bern us'
Form: Epigram

Next President

Next President

Senator Bernie Sanders
Inspires with his candid standards.
Presidential campaign rally 15,000 strong,
Hope for Presidency 2 terms long.
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Sue the Squad

Bernie Sanders, AOC
Ilhan Omer, Rashida Tlieb

  All give aid and comfort to Hamas, our sworn enemy
  Sue them all for treason -- the Constitutional remedy
Form: Clerihew


Silly Goose

A novice goose farmer named Sanders,
Once wrote for advice from Ann Landers.
He'd encountered a block
To increasing his flock:
He didn't know gooses from ganders.
Form: Limerick

Pot and Kettle

Bernie Sanders should never assume
Donald Trump will not lower the boom
I have no wish to spoil it
But both squat on the toilet
Wondering why they came in the room . . . .
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Nobody's Fool

Joe Manchin is nobody's fool
He will not recognize Bernie (Biden) Sanders' rule

  Guaranteed to bleed America's taxpayers dry
  Creating 'green jobs' out of pie-in-the-sky
Form: Clerihew

Super Tuesday For Nothing

Biden Backed By Buttigieg, Bringing Base
Bernie Betrayed But Blazing
Warren Wallowing With Wavering Well-Wishers 
Tulsi Tours To Test
Bloomberg Banks, Basks, Blusters, By Brand

Premium Member Put Bernie Sanders in her Tea

      Odds bodkins, said Elissa Slotkin
      How will the Democrats ever win ~

         Nominate A.O.C.
         Put Bernie in her tea ~

      Pray Trump-hatred will never wear thin
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Conrad Hilton's Turning Over In His Grave

This American icon does quite well
Known far and wide as the Hilton Hotel --
   Bernie Sanders just bought in
   Why is he sporting a grin? --
It's now named "Comrade Hilton." What the hell?!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member What's Good For the Goose --

When Hilary Clinton the voters dumped
     They were stuck with Donald J. Trump 

If what's good for the goose is good for the gander
     ~ Does that mean President Bernard (Bernie) Sanders?i
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Raise Your Fist

Sanders and Warren to Chicago, come see!
   Give the teachers' union your advice, for free!
'Demand more money, raise your fist -- go on strike!
   Who cares the city's bankrupt ~ you're liked!
Form: Rhyme

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Her mind performs tasks that are menial;
We never considered ever being congenial;
She slanders
Then ganders;
**** star belonging in colony that is penal.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

It Is Bernie Sanders Time

I am small,
You are tall,
But does it matter at all?

No, Bernie!
My heart is Berning!
You see my vision.

I am a twig,
And you are big?
Let The Bern do his gig!

Bernie Sanders we can dig!
Form: Lyric

Kfc - Sir Colonel Sanders Tm

Good afternoon sir Colonel Sanders,
I wonder how you still have that smile.
I admire how you’ve kept your standards
After many complaints for a long while.
At least that smile of yours have some style!!!!

Premium Member Talking Smack and Revolution

Mr. Bernie Sanders is talking smack
C'mon! The geezer just had a heart attack!

  He's 78 years old, campaigning for a socialist revolution
  Proof that presidential politics doesn't obey the laws of evolution
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Colonel Harland Sanders

COLONEL HARLAND SANDERS
BY James Edward Lee Sr.


COLONEL HARLAND SANDERSMade seasoned pressured-fried chicken
Made in his restaurant original or crispy
Served with a bisket and not Dunkin Donuts

12/05/17
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Colonel Harland David Sanders

Colonel Harland David Sanders To people's palates he panders KFC sell great fried chicken So good, it’s really finger lickin! Celebrity or Famous Person Clerihew Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 3/20/19
Form: Clerihew

Nonchalant Rouge

Nonchalant Rouge  
By Maui Sanders

Absence of affection
Is not a sore ditch
Film reels 
And family memories
Even though I may not 
Have one
In my mind, I am a warrior
Who is learning
How to be of an object
To people on a pursuit to
Win the trophy
art

Premium Member A Debate For the Ages

Democratic front-runners take the stage
   All fired up with Progressive rage
Medicare for All, a higher minimum wage
   ~ The audience wonders about their age



  Ages as of Election Day 2020:
  Bernie Sanders     - 79
  Joe Biden             - 77
  Elizabeth Warren  - 71
Form: Monorhyme

Senator Has Been Bernie

Senator Has Been Bernie Sanders

There is a senator who has been Bernie;
Who ended up going on a long journey,
And about lady,
Something shady;
For wife would have to hire an attorney.

Jim Horn

Back in Jane's Burlington College days
in Vermont things were becoming very 
suspicious. No wonder he has to be an
independent.
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member What Happens When There Is No News Drama

While the media loves Donald Trump
His mind is an acrid waste dump
He speaks from his ass
His mouth passes marsh gas
Thus he's known to us as Donald Rump


This idiot/moron was the leading story on the news shows for this Sunday.  This is a total waste of time and is mostly about TV ratings.  Go Bernie Sanders (the Trump antithesis)!!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Body Acoustic

Rip mayhem-
Shrieking birds, waves of soft
Pink chattering, disorienting love

Sweet clinging rain-soaked bodies
Intertwined in deep earth chords

Vibrating my soul, cleansing my brain

Thank you, Thembi!

Your message pure, like hidden springs I
Visit in Northern Minnesota Forests-

Unspoiled

Everlasting....


Tribute to Pharoah Sanders

February 2010

Two-Face Bernie

When Bernie Sanders endorsed Hillary Clinton, he sold out.
He let his supporters down and he's two-faced, there's no doubt.
One day Bernie told his supporters that Hillary is unfit.
Four weeks later he vowed to help her get elected, he's a hypocrite.
A person is judged because of the things that he or she does.
Sanders is two-faced, he isn't the man who I thought he was.
Form: Rhyme

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