Short Sanders Poems

Bernie Sanders
to none he panders
reality check?
they all play from the same deck....

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Comrade Bernie
Like Bert and Ernie
    Appeals to youth --
    Angry, quirky, uncouth...

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Bernie Sanders
as Hillary meanders
his support now organic
we think we see the first signs of panic....

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Food Place Chores 
By Maui Sanders

Grating cheese
Is the relationship
Between mother and daughter

Oh dear!...

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The governor’s up to high jinks
updating state document links;
seems Huckabee Sanders
now no longer panders
to pejorative terms like latinx....

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Colonel Sanders
Maybe roasted salamanders
But he got the world  finger lickin’
With his recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken

For Andrea’s contest...

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Whatever happened to 60's revolutionaries
  I asked my wife in earnest

B. Sanders stayed the course, she said
  And it's now his turn to 'Bern us'...

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Next President

Senator Bernie Sanders
Inspires with his candid standards.
Presidential campaign rally 15,000 strong,
Hope for Presidency 2 terms long....

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Bernie Sanders, AOC
Ilhan Omer, Rashida Tlieb

  All give aid and comfort to Hamas, our sworn enemy
  Sue them all for treason -- the Constitutional remedy...

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A novice goose farmer named Sanders,
Once wrote for advice from Ann Landers.
He'd encountered a block
To increasing his flock:
He didn't know gooses from ganders....

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Bernie Sanders should never assume
Donald Trump will not lower the boom
I have no wish to spoil it
But both squat on the toilet
Wondering why they came in the room . . . ....

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Joe Manchin is nobody's fool
He will not recognize Bernie (Biden) Sanders' rule

  Guaranteed to bleed America's taxpayers dry
  Creating 'green jobs' out of pie-in-the-sky...

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Biden Backed By Buttigieg, Bringing Base
Bernie Betrayed But Blazing
Warren Wallowing With Wavering Well-Wishers 
Tulsi Tours To Test
Bloomberg Banks, Basks, Blusters, By Brand...

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This American icon does quite well
Known far and wide as the Hilton Hotel --
   Bernie Sanders just bought in
   Why is he sporting a grin? --
It's now named "Comrade Hilton." What the hell?!...

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Sanders and Warren to Chicago, come see!
   Give the teachers' union your advice, for free!
'Demand more money, raise your fist -- go on strike!
   Who cares the city's bankrupt ~ you're liked!...

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When Hilary Clinton the voters dumped
     They were stuck with Donald J. Trump 

If what's good for the goose is good for the gander
     ~ Does that mean President Bernard (Bernie) Sanders?i...

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Her mind performs tasks that are menial;
We never considered ever being congenial;
She slanders
Then ganders;
Porn star belonging in colony that is penal.

Jim Horn...

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I am small,
You are tall,
But does it matter at all?

No, Bernie!
My heart is Berning!
You see my vision.

I am a twig,
And you are big?
Let The Bern do his gig!

Bernie Sanders we can dig!...

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Good afternoon sir Colonel Sanders,
I wonder how you still have that smile.
I admire how you’ve kept your standards
After many complaints for a long while.
At least that smile of yours have some style!!!!...

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Mr. Bernie Sanders is talking smack
C'mon! The geezer just had a heart attack!

  He's 78 years old, campaigning for a socialist revolution
  Proof that presidential politics doesn't obey the laws of evolution...

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COLONEL HARLAND SANDERS
BY James Edward Lee Sr.


COLONEL HARLAND SANDERSMade seasoned pressured-fried chicken
Made in his restaurant original or crispy
Served with a bisket and not Dunkin Donuts

12/05/17...

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Colonel Harland David Sanders
To people's palates he panders
KFC sell great fried chicken
So good, it’s really finger lickin!

Celebrity or Famous Person Clerihew Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

3/20/19...

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Nonchalant Rouge  
By Maui Sanders

Absence of affection
Is not a sore ditch
Film reels 
And family memories
Even though I may not 
Have one
In my mind, I am a warrior
Who is learning
How to be of an object
To people on a pursuit to
Win the trophy...

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Democratic front-runners take the stage
   All fired up with Progressive rage
Medicare for All, a higher minimum wage
   ~ The audience wonders about their age



  Ages as of Election Day 2020:
  Bernie Sanders     - 79
  Joe Biden             - 77
  Elizabeth Warren  - 71...

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Senator Has Been Bernie Sanders

There is a senator who has been Bernie;
Who ended up going on a long journey,
And about lady,
Something shady;
For wife would have to hire an attorney.

Jim Horn

Back in Jane's Burlington College days
in Vermont things were becoming very 
suspicious. No wonder he has to be an
independent....

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