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Saint Nick Poems - Poems about Saint Nick

Jolly Saint Nick

It was late Christmas Eve
When awakened by a noise
I was hoping it was Santa
With a hefty bag of toys

Peeking from my bedroom
Caught a vision really wild
Santa covered all in tinsel
And giggling like a child

He spun around the floor
As if nothing else to lose
Stripped down to his boxers
Wearing ballerina shoes

Still whirling like a dervish
I guess he

Categories: saint nick, baseball, christmas, dance, giggle,
Form: Rhyme

Jolly Saint Nick

Our Jolly Saint Nick seems quite sprite

With big happy smiles this fine night

He hands out his toys

And tween that enjoys

His old, faithful friend named Bud-Light!


December 18, 2022

Contest: A Funny Santa Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

Categories: saint nick, christmas, cute, funny,
Form: Limerick

Old Saint Nick

O-Obese
L-Loveable
D-Dashing

S-Sensational
A-Awesome
I-Intrepid
N-Noble
T-Trusted

N-Nifty
I-Imposing
C-Celebrated
K-Knowledgeable

Entry for Bobby May's "Christmas Poetry" Contest

Categories: saint nick, christmas,
Form: Acrostic

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Ole Saint Nick Retired

While Rudolph and crew waited for Santa Claus, 
he got sprayed on by a big and annoying skunk.
Santa returned he nearly fainted, he had to pause,
And said, I’m going to retire and become a monk.













12/23/2021
Contest :A Funny Christmas Themed 4-Liner 
Sponsor: Tania Kitchen

Categories: saint nick, christmas, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Saint Nick

Sloppy Santa spent his Christmas jolly 
Until in folly he sat on holly
Yet Old Saint Nick laughed like a loon.
Bright eyes twinkling, his cap did doff
Watching a rich eggnog run off
With his dear sweet hot cross bun, soon
To a damp honeymoon spittoon.
Santa saw it, please do not scoff.

12/22/2020

Categories: saint nick, christmas, humor, silly,
Form: Rhyme

This One's For You Saint Nick

As I look up at the full moon
I know how busy you’ll be tonight
With all the children across the globe
I left out your favorite cookies
With a tall glass of cold milk
To boost your energy
In the hopes you might
Stop in for a quick visit
To bless our home
With festive cheer
The Christmas tree lights
Stay on thru day and

Categories: saint nick, cancer, christmas, health, hope,
Form: Free verse

Saint Nick

There once was the cheeriest fellow
Who ran a gargantuan toy workshop
Gone by the name of Saint Nick
Throughout the calendar year
He would cram day and night
To keep up with the countdown 

When the time finally came 
He’d get overly zealous
Rounding up his team of reindeer
To perform the impossible feat
So around the world they would go
Delivering the

Categories: saint nick, adventure, children, christmas, fantasy,
Form: Free verse

Saint Nick Skimmer

I'm shopping for Santa.
He's not good with money.
He'll us up my credit
and laugh like it's funny.

He says he's not perfect
but what can he do.
With Christmas time coming
we'll all need to woo.

So spend what you have to
and say it's for him.
And know in your spirit
a Saint comes to skim.

Categories: saint nick, 5th grade, 9th grade,
Form: Quatrain

Exhortations Against Ole Saint Nick

the (better late than never) 
free admission confession, exhortations against Ole Saint Nick

treasured untold shenanigans of Santa, 

his elves and reindeer discovered only 

by colluding via "FAKE" fluke 

did I manage to worm winning the trust

among Christmas elves and reindeer

confident this generic guy,

would never breach scandalous

tidbits, into an underground impregnable

air-raid shelter, the Motley Crue

tied blindfold

Categories: saint nick, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse

Saint Nick

It's Christmas Eve and Saint Nick is busy
In fact he was getting a little bit dizzy

An elf asked how will you get a present to every child
But Saint Nick just chuckled and smiled

Magic he said is what we’ll use
Get the reindeers ready and we’ll go for a cruise

Flying through the air at a million miles

Categories: saint nick, children, christmas,
Form: Ode

Saint Nick

st. nick salutes
a new generation....
lonely Christmas day

Categories: saint nick, grandparents,
Form: Senryu

Old Saint Nick

In her dreams she is visited by old Saint Nick
 He is here to tell her the miraculous story of Christ
 The Star of David was the angel upon the tree of life

 Her papa was a little out of sort as he strung the Christmas lights
 Her mama was slightly tore up as she

Categories: saint nick, family, forgiveness, holidaychristmas, old,
Form: Narrative

Believe the Dream (The Lament of Saint Nick)

Drifts snow upon the road - shines stars like diamond spark,
above the sodium glow of streets - falls omnipresent dark.
Blaze bright the window panes - translucent curtains drawn,
curls smoke in charcoal twists - the long descent to dawn.
Await the children there - quilted and cocooned,
eyes closed in sleeping trust - on dreaming isles marooned.
Faith no

Categories: saint nick, faith, family, inspirational, life,
Form: ABC