Rump Poems - Poems about Rump

...Pompous yam stuck his tummy out big and bold It was not a young fresh belly, rather rotund and old. He is so arrogant, he thought we would all like to see. His rump-like rounded tummy; he’s full o......Read the rest...

...The name Scot denoting a man, combined with terra. Translated; Scotland.! a masculine descriptive will it be Banned.? By the idiocracy; with a non-descriptive..? Dystopian' most bland..The most di......Read the rest...

...I dread the United States presidential 2024 outcome... Whereby yours truly presages and doth abhor nothing short of an imminent civil war dwarfing insurrection on January 6, 2021 oddly enough e......Read the rest...

...Who’s mugshot was seen around the world Who is infamous for being impeached Who’s hair defies wind with no curl With orange skin from spray tanning Who could be so obnoxious indeed And it give ......Read the rest...

..."A straight! Two-three, five-six and eight," but Mildred bleated, "Ain't no straight; you, Alice-ewe, are one dumb rump." Bright chortles burbled round the stump till Jingles raised, "Two straws......Read the rest...

...Trump Poems and Epigrams VI Trump’s Retribution Resolution by Michael R. Burch My New Year’s resolution? I require your money and votes, for you are my retribution. May I offer you dark......Read the rest...

... Not above the law no more Donald Trump Let's see you tap dance out of this slump ......Read the rest...

.......t-rump shouted.... pay up...or die; your choice economic times : / smile : ) well canadas a bit short on cash right now... so, maybe we should become a chinese ally or let soviets ......Read the rest...

...I hate wet socks. I'm knee-deep with diapers floating by. The steel stairs steps (that go up!) Just 10 feet from me. Seawater pouring in from every orifice. I'd be dead already if I had not bri......Read the rest...

...FICTIONAL BIO: The missus asked me (hitherto known as her bozo) just mere moments ago to craft humorous poem to glow nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph keeping syncopated metrical flow thu......Read the rest...

...Pompous yam stuck his tummy out big and bold It was not a young fresh belly, rather rotund and old. He is so arrogant, he thought we would all like to see. His rump-like rounded tummy; he’s full o......Read the rest...

...'Dinner won't be long, Dear.' Burt puffed up his pillows and squeezed one out. 'Better wash your hands, now'. The armchair smothered his glee. Wallaby faggots, Brown rice juices, L......Read the rest...

...Some have said Jan has dung for brains How rude are those who place disdains on her poems in the soup Their words are full of poop Jan sits upon her throne and reigns From porcelain co......Read the rest...

...ding-a-ling bump bee bow wow boo thing-a-jing jump me how cow coo wring-a-fing grump free frow how who string-a-ming rump she pow wow foo......Read the rest...

...I've never voted for an abuser Nary a criminal or a boozer ~ Biden versus Trump, wink I sit on my rump, think ~ Now which one is the lesser loser......Read the rest...