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Reporting Poems - Poems about Reporting

Premium Member Mister Squeaky Reporting
This is Mr. Squeaky, mouse reporter, squeaking to you from the Swiss cheese quarter, where the crime bosses will decide the price you'll have to pay for a provolone slice. My modest size lets me to infiltrate the safe house where they will decide the fate of decent queso lovers like you and I - oh no - they...

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Categories: reporting, food, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Netherland Crisis the Main News Not Reporting
Friends Cattle farmers in the Netherlands are being TOLD to reduce by 50 percent their livestock farms, because of the Nitrogen gases the Cattle produce. There is 78 percent Nitrogen levels in the world, it is what the world is made up of, so why are these Politicians forcing the farmers to cut the...

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Categories: reporting, anger, farm, food, patriotic,
Form: Narrative



The Cat
I held him high above my shoulders and watched them call "The Cat!" The News being quick to show him off for what was called "The Fat!" Then told him that he'd made the News for what it was to act - A crazy, common scary way of what it was to fact - That all good News has cheered you up for what...

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Categories: reporting, analogy, animal, appreciation, cat,
Form: Quatrain
Reporting From the Mosquito Front
A man with towel and cellphone Returned with news, The enemy's gone! Locking the bedroom door He'd piled bodies on the floor But Zweeee! He forgot one last one...

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Categories: reporting, analogy, fear, humor, insect,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Haunting Adventures of a Dirty Blonde Knight-Reporting On the Rumblings
LeClaire was at his Traitors Post Getting a roast From the Indian seller One heck of a yeller “I did not have an affair!” She did swear “I sold this guy What he wanted to buy A nice gift To give his new bride a lift” LeClaire Felt very scared There was no time to stop...

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Categories: reporting, adventure, confusion, crush, friendship,
Form: Rhyme



Frills Ah Million
Missirio Mannex Milton " the best ever" And "The FargoCity Groove" Stamble Prancer ...

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Categories: reporting, business, money, music, sports,
Form: Ballade
I Am Reporting a Robery
I have been in in this country for almost 30yrs I never new people would even try to rob a person on welfare. They home is a fire hadzard from everything they have stole from other places even from stores they stole from, accounts from other people they had Rob. ...

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Categories: reporting, truth,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Angels Reporting
We are angels who have come to speak, to sing, and to shout ...

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Categories: reporting, angel, bible, christian, christmas,
Form: Personification
What P Y Q Is Reporting
A bin in a sin is a din a Zen. But a booming bongo basket could always equate to a left hooked right winged shark. Oh gosh it's dark.. Oh dear. Oh no. A cracked out fish on a display. Er. Even the wildest foot could not display a metric feet. And a multi mule...

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Categories: reporting, baby,
Form: I do not know?
Reporting
Call to honor my abstain the wielding part be not mundane the seizure's clout, remove the pain in leadership's doubt do not profane! But truth and semblance, all contain the Book of Life, this yielding same, Oh honor's glory, I must name and give content's truth to solve wane! Reporting, in true essence frame is solid, scored, the best remain ~ as not the echo...

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Categories: reporting, writing,
Form: Monorhyme
Station Imag Reporting Live
The following statements are figments of your imagination, if it were not so, we would of course steer you in the correct direction to correct your lack of invisible imaginary eye sight. This message is brought to you by the imaginary invisible station I.M.A.G which is broadcast from the mind of Silly Me…to ….you. Our motto is: Invisible Imagination cannot be seen...

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Categories: reporting, fantasy, funny, imagination, pride,
Form: Narrative
Reporting On the Land of Lincoln
This is Adey Square reporting live on Soup Standing on John Hancock center to leap and loop; Having stunning views in north central United States, In a splendid state where you can’t find empty plates. Illinois was once a plain filled with prairie grasses, But all you can see now are buildings with gorgeous glasses; On the west, it’s flanked by...

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Categories: reporting, art, people, placeslove,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Reporting Live Across the World
Reporting live on the soup, with Americas MOST. WANTED. POETS. Standing here with our host John, With an exclusive update on criminal poets, captured and on the run. Switching over to you John,. "Thank you P.D., lets give thanks to all the P.M.W. tipsters, and our lovely F.B.I. agent Andrea Dietrich (Andy) & U.S. Marshal Shirley...

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Categories: reporting, dedication, friendship, funny, sweet,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Reporting Live On the Soup - Alaska
"Phew! got here in time to catch The Glacier Discovery Train. This journey is to be seen to be believed. I am in Anchorage, Alaska. I am so out of breath running to the station. Right, that's the film crew seated. We have all looked out of a train window anticipating the journey ahead, lets enjoy" "We are heading...

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Categories: reporting, history, nature, placesjourney, good
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Reporting Live From the Soup, Arizona
Good evening, This is Stormy Surge, reporting to you live from Wickenburg. Where much controversy surrounds the new round-about, recently installed by D.O.T. and others with clout. No one in town that I spoke to agrees that it has helped out in these times of need. Not just the tax money that was spent on construction, but by diverting traffic from...

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Categories: reporting, cowboy-western, life
Form: Narrative

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