The Haunting Adventures of a Dirty Blonde Knight-Reporting On the Rumblings

LeClaire was at his Traitors Post Getting a roast From the Indian seller One heck of a yeller “I did not have an affair!” She did swear “I sold this guy What he wanted to buy A nice gift To give his new bride a lift” LeClaire Felt very scared There was no time to stop the press Reporting this mess Only find the truth About an issue ready to hit the roof Putting on his snow shovels LeClaire headed out to prove the faithful knight had a lover Seeing heroic foot prints he fixed his notebook And took a look Preparing for a fight Knowing this path track was right But then there was thunderous rumbling An avalanche started crumbling Feeling lucky like he rolled a seven Escaping from going to heaven This was not the one Being smothered following Goldie lock knight and his mistress hon When danger all cleared Something else appeared Which made LeClaire fear A knight with golden locks Image put LeClaire in shock “Interview with you was fun Did the story run?” LeClaire feeling he was done Peering up not knowing what to say Except “it ran today”