Repairman Poems - Poems about Repairman

...Shelly came running in with her heart on both sleeves I am in love again! She yelled. Nothing new at Family Reunion McVees. Shelly is always in love, she can fall in love six times a day. She is a......

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...Say bye-bye to these: "Hold, please." (Hold what?) Typewriter Repairman Ads "Dial this number..." (What's 'dial?') Down-time... Offline Compliments (Complaint Departments h......

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...Before they used computer chips and printed circuits too, TVs worked with different parts like capacitors and tubes. Our neighbor was a repairman and he was quite adept, he'd give......

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......Two plus two equals four... I've often wondered, ...four plus four equals eight... as I look back on my life, ...eight plus eight equals..., and so on, if the sum of my experiences ......

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...patched up. got all patched up, they say. running like a jack rabbit, ready to go. because here comes spring! here it comes! gotta get patched up and ready. hammering around my chest cavity, my heart......

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...The AC is Out! And it's going to be 104! Not a pleasant prospect, this poet was wishing for. The house gets hotter than an oven. The cat will lie still and be far from movin'! Fans just d......

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...I hurried to a nearby town to give an interview. I knew this perfect job would help me start my life anew. I took the elevator and pushed button number eight. The car lurched; then it wouldn’......

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...One dark night a saucer crashed; the military quickly cleaned up the trash. In the distance, what they didn’t see; a thin, white face between the trees. Once all was quiet, little Gili-......

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...Every time something breaks like the pipe in the wall we heard gushing this morning my wife wants to call a repairman because I can’t fix anything except split infinitives and dangling p......

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... Aaarrhhh! You say it's not working again, dear Curse that piece of metal junk, it only works on Monday, Wednesday and Friday Part-time dishwashing machine ... and half of the time ......

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...was a garden unloved not many flowers memories run deep and were buried there here children used to play in summer showers a cat stalked looking absurd with an irritable stare we caught thi......

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...Remembering TV of the 1950s By Elton Camp About TV, this little account is told From when I was twelve years old Because it was along about then When TV fascination did begin The programming choic......

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...Revenge of the Office Copier By Elton Camp I started to make copies of an important report. Just as I commenced, it sent a printed retort. “Though I don’t contain a single strand of DNA, I d......

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...Walk about the night Gaze a cracked streetlight Flickering uselessly. Attempting to illuminate But overall ineffective As it's far too damaged to work without drastic change. So it waits fo......

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...If your automobile insurance was all paid up to date And you suffered a loss, just what would you say? Would you say, “Mr. Repairman, I will pay the bill” I don’t believe Allstate will do what the......

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