Relatively Poems - Poems about Relatively

All Can Relate For A Quiet Place....I Can't Wait My Name Is Bo, And I Don't Want To Know I Gotta End This Show BACK TO THE URRPORT YOU GO! ...

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Albert Einstein was an interesting guy, Indisputably smart and reputedly shy. His legacy's statistical, But had he been more egotistical, Instead of E=mc2, he might have called his theory "Me, myself, and pi". ...

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Bless them all, I love them dearly With all of their imperfections They are a reflection of myself - Ironic genetic selections (Posted for Mothers Day 14th May in New Zealand)...

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which matters the least, looking important ~ or being unimportant By David Kavanagh...

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RELATIVELY TRICKY I needed to choose six relatives To form a “bubble” plus me. I wanted to celebrate Christmas During Covid restrictions you see. All right, I know that makes seven, One more than there ought to be. But, if the police should come to check, I’ll hide behind the settee. But how to choose half a dozen From such an extensive clan? Well, first, although...

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I've got one less relative than Snow White alas, none of my six relations are a delight Let me tell you about my cousin Regina After childbirth, she's got a slack v'gina She’s had a set of twins in May this year Hubby’s impotence is her greatest fear Her hypochondriac hubby, his name is Bill says that he cannot work, claims he's...

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How exciting it is to be with you all again Exciting to be breathing and not using a cane An old geezer am I At times still zip my fly Overall though, I'm still RELATIVELY sane<>...

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My house has got arthritis, it is seventy years old, and symptoms become noticeable when the weather's turning cold. The kitchen door starts moaning as I go in and out, the roof timbers are groaning when the central heating cuts out. Window frames sigh just like I when getting out of bed, the hinges creak as if to speak of staying closed instead. The skeleton of my bed...

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it took an ant two hours to take a seed from point A to point B it took me two hours to watch him do it...

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I got a nice house And a new shiny car A beautiful wife Who is wiser than me by far Got a talented little girl And a good paying job My life seems full of superlatives Could it be that happiness and success Are only relative?...

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Frail and pale, oh! Can't you tell That I have suffered a botched romance? With open Heart, invited Hell Though I assumed a fighting stance But thus I learned, though I was burned, (Always I succumb to fascination) Perspectives glib, my Mind- a sieve! I mistook Love for Infatuation...

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Last night I dreamed that I saw my grandfather. He was at my doorstep and I didn't recognize his face. I just wanted to feel his warm embrace. I asked him: Who are you! and he told me his name. My mouth dropped to the floor. My emotions were at the door. I was in shock and disbelief. There was no time...

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To see old relatives can get you thinking if your health will also soon be sinking. Will you get their shingles, bunions or bad knees? Will you get dementia or need some surgeries? And if afflicted, will you face it well or will you cave? Or might you be the lucky one to go "relatively" pain-free. . . to the...

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sitting on this old chair waiting... choked with despair I hold onto that one thing.. Was it care? Im holding the breath of this cold air.. freeze that moment, still that gasp as I ask... if I dare tentatively...gently... are you there?...

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