Reggie Poems - Poems about Reggie

Reggie had far too much beer His legs felt wobbly and ***** He dare not go home So, all night he did roam Giving time for his poor head to clear...

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Looked up to the heavens, saw a huge green flash It was Uncle Reggie with flames shooting out of his ass Soaring through the stratosphere Till he almost disappeared Zoomed down and up Donald's ass causing gas ...

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Too young for bars, but thirsty. Uncle Reggie owned a beer joint so we went in and had beers carte blanche. He was upstairs dying of cancer. We went up for an impromptu visit. He and his woman in a small room. He was in bed weak with...

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I HAVE TO GET SOME EARLY SLEEP FOR TOMORROWS GAME I HAVE TO FACE THAT NOLAN RYAN HE THROWS SMOKE AND FLAME YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION RYAN DON'T MESS AROUND HE'S BEEN KNOWN TO STRIKE ME OUT WHEN HE'S ON THE MOUND HE HAS A FLAMING FASTBALL YET I...

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i'm sorry to say, you used to be the warmth of my heart.. now i sit here apologizing to myself cause i've realized my wrong.. sitting at the house, crying to myself cause i knew we'd never have a happy home! but see, I let you downsize me, play me, & prove my insecurities right.....

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