Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Uncle Reggie

Looked up to the heavens, saw a huge green flash
It was Uncle Reggie with flames shooting out of his ass
Soaring through the stratosphere
Till he almost disappeared
Zoomed down and up Donald's ass causing gas 

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Lim'Rik Flats December 21, 2017 at 8:53 AM Firmament flames foment//Some say a call to repent//A bat to Don's head//might make him dead//but probably won't make a dent. SWING ON REGGIE JACKSON!! Jack Ellison December 21, 2017 at 9:07 AM The numbers are growing... we can only hope!!! Maybe I could sneak in and vote under an assumed name like Victoria!!! HAVE A HAPPY ONE GOOD FRIEND!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 21, 2017 at 8:28 AM Cathartic read ;p Jack Ellison December 21, 2017 at 8:35 AM Did you really think so??? Must write more then!!! lol xxx

Silent One December 21, 2017 at 7:07 AM Jack came to visit SO in UK, insisted they go watch some ballet! Off to London they went, Jack began to lament, Watching such beauty swing and sway! Silent One December 21, 2017 at 7:58 AM Now that is a good one! Jack Ellison December 21, 2017 at 7:16 AM Hand in hand they tripped along, SO and Santa singing happy songs, To see MacBeth, Is that your guess? No twas a bunch of young fillies in thongs! Silent One December 21, 2017 at 7:08 AM Thought I would get a sweet one in for you lol... so you are santa, love fants, a pervert and love ballet which makes you cry!!!! LOL.

Silent One December 21, 2017 at 6:59 AM hahaha.... silly Donald. Jack Ellison December 21, 2017 at 7:07 AM I have OTHER words!!!! LOL