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Uncle Reggie

Looked up to the heavens, saw a huge green flash It was Uncle Reggie with flames shooting out of his ass Soaring through the stratosphere Till he almost disappeared Zoomed down and up Donald's ass causing gas

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Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/21/2017 8:53:00 AM

Firmament flames foment//Some say a call to repent//A bat to Don's head//might make him dead//but probably won't make a dent. SWING ON REGGIE JACKSON!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/21/2017 9:07:00 AM

The numbers are growing... we can only hope!!! Maybe I could sneak in and vote under an assumed name like Victoria!!! HAVE A HAPPY ONE GOOD FRIEND!!!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 12/21/2017 8:28:00 AM

Cathartic read ;p

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/21/2017 8:35:00 AM

Did you really think so??? Must write more then!!! lol xxx

Silent One

Date: 12/21/2017 7:07:00 AM

Jack came to visit SO in UK, insisted they go watch some ballet! Off to London they went, Jack began to lament, Watching such beauty swing and sway!

Silent One
Date: 12/21/2017 7:58:00 AM

Now that is a good one!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/21/2017 7:16:00 AM

Hand in hand they tripped along, SO and Santa singing happy songs, To see MacBeth, Is that your guess? No twas a bunch of young fillies in thongs!

Silent One
Date: 12/21/2017 7:08:00 AM

Thought I would get a sweet one in for you lol... so you are santa, love fants, a pervert and love ballet which makes you cry!!!! LOL.

Silent One

Date: 12/21/2017 6:59:00 AM

hahaha.... silly Donald.

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/21/2017 7:07:00 AM

I have OTHER words!!!! LOL