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Rectum Poems - Poems about Rectum

Defecation accidentally clogged
...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......

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Categories: rectum, adventure, analogy, angel, blessing,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member my doctor said i have one eye bigger than the other
..."food passes downwards into the oesophagus, then further down into the stomach, where gastric juices break it down into what can only be described as a porridge-like consistency the then p......

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Categories: rectum, appreciation, drink,
Form: Free verse



Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......

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Categories: rectum, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday,
Form: Free verse
Don Diddy's Deeds
...DON DIDDY'S DEEDS Diddy, the daring, dashing dude, Dabbled in dalliances, oh so crude. Darting through dreams, dollars, and deucing. Dangling diamonds & jewels, with his schuffel dancing.4 ......

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Categories: rectum, 1st grade,
Form: Alliteration
Learning when how to close seat then
...Learning when/how to close seat then... flush... the toilet with good frisson! Bull leave me you, though how bison teen and juvenile from a sixty four year old married male no less! (alter......

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Categories: rectum, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Happiest Science Teacher
...Good morning Poison Squirrels, Today I am going to address your bowel problems My class groans. We don’t like to think about them. We are teens. Your mouth chews up food, right? Asks Mr. Lee......

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Categories: rectum, science, student, teacher,
Form: Narrative
An anticlimactic sexual event
...An anticlimactic sexual event... with Barb Black née Beebee to help set the ghost of little Willy Brandt free (a non German, but germane fellow courtesy Craigslist classified personals of m......

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Categories: rectum, 12th grade, adventure, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Toilet Paper Revolution
...Date June 2024 A large group picketed outside Of the toilet paper factory. People held picket Signs marching in a circular line. The Group chanted: Revolters deserve better bottom Paper o......

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Categories: rectum, anger, history,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Fizzling Fizgig
...There once was a young man named Rig his rectum two sizes too big whenever he farted his two cheeks they parted expelling a fireworks fizgig The fizgig it fizzled and hissed as it came thro......

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Categories: rectum, funny, humor, senses, silly,
Form: Limerick
A Field Day Shoe Fit For Mother Goose
...A field day shoe fit for Mother Goose Fruitless effort squeezing figurative juice Pandora called triggering helter skelter to get loose necessitating Bullwinkle J. Moose to usher at yours t......

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Categories: rectum, 12th grade, adventure, age,
Form: Rhyme
Lion Share For Satan
...From me the wildest faculty, Now quite normal,soon satanic That should leave me the casualty Of some End-Of-Time Titanic... Not With Men on really Good Terms, Indeed,partnering with his germs,......

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Categories: rectum, allusion, evil, imagination, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
Mother Goose Would Find Her Tail Feathers Ruffled
...Mother Goose would find her tail feathers ruffled Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle when off to see a crooked man and woman, whilst cowards jumped over moo ving little pair of mis......

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Categories: rectum, abuse, allusion, anger, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Ace Colonoscopy Doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky
...Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky Though necessary to down: four Dulcolax laxative tablets, quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax over span of eight hours, ......

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Categories: rectum, adventure, age, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
She Believes In Lavender Moons
...Introduction: one of the nice aspects of having an oeuvre as a poet is the ability to see where you have changed over the years. this is such a poem where i can see the step from the eristic with a q......

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Categories: rectum, faith, growth, myth,
Form: Free verse
Leviathan
...We live in the jaws of Leviathan locked in His tendrilled tongue, twisted and gasping for air a second to breath as it's scaled spit scales across our head the saliva corrodes our flesh with ......

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Categories: rectum, analogy, angst, animal, god,
Form: Free verse

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