Rectum Poems | Examples

Shallow End Of The Pool

When handed a stuffed pullet
looks like a stunned mullet
should I turn surly
in high dudgeon
please don't bludgeon
this old curmudgeon
and not to be outdone
altho' I am an only son
blame my parents
by all means
as I'm the result
of their poor genes
which run the gamut
of the spectrum
but I don't care one bit
not a jot nor give a sh*t
more politely put
I really couldn't render
a rodent's rectum

my doctor said i have one eye bigger than the other

"food passes downwards into the oesophagus, 
then further down into the stomach, 
where gastric juices break it down into 
what can only be described as 
a porridge-like consistency

the then partly digested food moves through 
the small intestine (which to doctors is 
also known as the small bowel)

here, and not later, it is broken down even further so the 
nutrients can be absorbed into the blood stream

the waste products from this process are then pushed 
into the large intestine or large bowel
the liquid is absorbed 
and the left over waste forms solid stools

these collect together in the 
rectum until they are passed out of the body in 
a bowel movement."

after the man on the dance floor yelled this in my ear, 
i went back to the bar for another round

Fizzling Fizgig

There once was a young man named Rig
his rectum two sizes too big
	whenever he farted
	his two cheeks they parted
expelling a fireworks fizgig

The fizgig it fizzled and hissed
as it came through out of the mist
	we spluttered and we gagged
	as on the fizgig dragged
and now we were thoroughly pissed

Rig laughed and muttered, “I’m sorry.
Passed as I stepped from the lorry.
	The step was too high,”
	he said with a sigh,
“of getting back in, I’m charry!”

Lion Share For Satan

From me the wildest faculty,
Now quite normal,soon satanic
That should leave me the casualty
Of some End-Of-Time Titanic...

Not With Men on really Good Terms,
Indeed,partnering with his germs,
Satan strides in and its lent ears
For his pleading eyes: "Have no fears"
"Satan knows man makes a mistake
And has him tied to a big stake.

Note,for sure the difficulty
Of words finding in Britannic
To capture the Gross Novelty
Of what had become organic
Like in-the-rectum pricking worms
And scrotal-sac-domiciled sperms

I plan to self split into two,
Satan Lion share plus my right shoe:
Glad release of A Champion's three...

Man:One! Let him not hang on tree.

Leviathan

We live in the jaws of Leviathan 
locked in His tendrilled tongue, twisted and
gasping for air

a second to breath
as it's scaled spit scales across our head
the saliva corrodes our flesh with a painless

hiss that pours into our pores 
We fall into the creature's throat 
descending into the pitch black

We feel it's waning heart beating us
To batter of meat and crushed dreams
smothered us with lullaby

We are not scared.
We know what's to become of us.
A footnote of history.

digested over time whilst we
drown in its intestinal fluid
until we are spat back out 

from His rectum with
our remains remaining 
a fable for future kin

For God has created this creature
that we had the misfortune to live in.

- Good Advice Can Be Confusing -

He bought a product against hemorrhoids at the pharmacy
               The word alone can do many people wrinkle their noses

             Product information :

             "Should be inserted approximately 3 cm up into the rectum
                                Keep out of reach of children"
               (.... 3 cm up in the a#s, children have impossible access)
                     Suppository should be stored in the refrigerator "
                   
                            In the fridge ... he became very confused





                                              20/01/2021
                                     Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
                               Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Apathetic Rectum

A few rich dudes
are overlords to 6 billion people
like lion tamers controlling
500 pounds of slash with a whip and a stick-
but what if all the lions got together and 
and snapped the stick and silenced the whip
with a quick bite to their rich dudes necks
ripped out their silver spoon tongues
what if the masses just shut their golden &hit house down
taught them a lesson that they're not in charge
the unified masses are in charge
but it'll never happen.
The masses have been seduced by smart phone gods. 
fighting over toilet paper and 60" inch idiot boxes...
burning cities over the death of social slugs
The few rich dudes
who control the planet are confident
that their selfish interests are safe and secure
in the politically apathetic rectum of the masses.

Hollow Hands

Existing with plenty lips and limbs
and of eyes, large enough to house the entire head
drags food in the orphanage, thinking they won’t need it
appetite in need of a lock and the lessons of maturity
every of his receptor is erect and rapacious
hand in front, leg behind, mouth on site, all for a full grasp
one who covets stones because they are mixed with grains
the sneaking of this bee into ten honey combs
to compress different benefits into one phase
abdomen stretches and changes shape
to accommodate the most of more
contentment is pushed through the bowels
no hope for this being as satisfaction reaches the rectum
and the word ‘enough’ a suicide route of his ego.

Auto-Correct

“You, my friend, are getting to be a pain in the ask”
“Dear auto-correct, that's not what I was trying to express!”
Aren't you the expert
At least I didn't get censored
“a pain in the rectum” was really what I trying to stress

Unfortunate

There once was a boy named Willie Dunkhole 
Who fell backwards onto a hard pole 
It went straight up in 
As it scraped off the skin 
From his rectum deep down to his soul 

Now, I don't know if he was alright 
Cause, he jumped then flew out of sight 
I'll tell you right now 
Just watch where you fall 
Or, you could wind up in the same plight

07/31/2019

No Longer Parkland

School boys and girls
marching to their own 
drum, knowing that fear
smell like piss wetting 
your neat Ann Landers
undies, tastes like a 
mouthful of nettles 
and feels like the finger
of a disposable glove
shoved up your rectum.

It comes from guns
and those behind the trigger
but only without guns
can things get better.

You'Ll Want To Buy This

Roll up, roll up for 'Body Floss',
it's brand new on the shelves,
we've tried it and like it so much
we use it on ourselves,
It's compact and affordable
may I point out at this junction
that it comes in different colours and
performs some different functions.
Apart from dental use where it will clear out
meal remains,
you can shove it up your backside and it
will help unblock your drains.
Push it through one ear, through your head
from other side, pull out,
it wipes out nasty memories,
and those old lingering doubts.
Absorbed into your bloodstream 
through your gut  and it will start
to sail through your Aorta and mend any broken hearts.
Please make sure before using these
products you inspect 'em,
especially if the last time used was
somewhere up your rectum.
Terms and conditions apply.

For contest ' Advertisement- Sell something', sponsor Lewis Raynes
March 19th 2018

Tragedy

Closed eyes
Lashes interlaced
Closed mouth
Lips tucked into each other
Pale face
With no emotions
Upper limbs
Straightened at tension
One on either side
Lower limbs
Motionless

Byamu lies on his back
Dead
Stone dead
Swabs of cotton wool
Stuffed up in his nostrils
In his ears
In his rectum
Two and twenty years
And he has outlived his short span

I saw it coming
When he sat by the door to Keshato's bar
Morning and evening
A bottle of mwenge-bigere at his feet
A cigar clutched between his dry lips
And an expired condom in his fury wallet
I knew he would not live
To recount his own deeds
To seat his offspring by the fire on a cold evening
And hurl (g)olden stories into their ears
And watch them thrive
And grow like grass
To repeat the life he has lived

His are a people
Whose minds are stuck in the past
Whose minds are clogged with ridiculous ideas
Whose minds are thirsty
And dark
For lack of knowledge
His chest shall be split into two equal parts
His flesh, served to mourners
Tomorrow at the funeral
And his bones? 
The dogs are chanting a thanksgiving
Thou shalt waste no meat

The Hole

who the hell let that pimp in?

My boss grabed me, then

Immediatly, I became the next candidate for exploratory surgery;

Sodomized with a paring knife to remove the alleged ******** from my ass;

I immediatly volunteered for pimp removal surgery,

Flooding! On a gurney headed for the emergency room;

As the doctor studied my hemoraging rectum, 
My ******* became blackmail for that pimp;

Not a hole,not an opening,
Just pulsating, hemoraging flesh!

The flys just congragate while the blood coagulates !

Nanjing

A dead baby lays in the middle of the road
her mother decapitated, blood seeps into the river -
A piece of bamboo and a broken bayonet
one penetrates the rectum, the other, 
a man's head -

The water is stale, bitter, and putrid
a corpse washes up on shore -
a young boy, his skull smashed in 
blood on the butt of a rifle -

A sword, a decapitated torso
rotten flesh, a mass grave
hands mounted to a poll
spoiled meat, rotting in the sun....

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