Short Rectum Poems
Short Rectum Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Rectum by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Rectum by length and keyword.
“You, my friend, are getting to be a pain in the ask”
“Dear auto-correct, that's not what I was trying to express!”
Aren't you the expert
At least I didn't get censored
“a pain in the rectum” was really what I trying to stress
Categories:
rectum, humor,
Form:
Limerick
School boys and girls
marching to their own
drum, knowing that fear
smell like piss wetting
your neat Ann Landers
undies, tastes like a
mouthful of nettles
and feels like the finger
of a disposable glove
shoved up your rectum.
It comes from guns
and those behind the trigger
but only without guns
can things get better.
Categories:
rectum, murder, political, violence,
Form:
Free verse
There once was a boy named Willie Dunkhole
Who fell backwards onto a hard pole
It went straight up in
As it scraped off the skin
From his rectum deep down to his soul
Now, I don't know if he was alright
Cause, he jumped then flew out of sight
I'll tell you right now
Just watch where you fall
Or, you could wind up in the same plight
07/31/2019
Categories:
rectum, crazy, funny, sad, sorry,
Form:
Rhyme
Sniff my reeking rectum,
Smell it with your nose,
Inhale its lethal fumes,
It smells like a blooming rose,
Place your nostrils against my reeking rectum,
And indulge its rank, stuffy scent,
Put your nose right up my anus,
And delight until you’re spent,
Don’t be shy now,
Please don’t choose to delay,
Quickly sniff my rancid, stinking, reeking rectum,
And draw in its pungent bouquet.
Categories:
rectum, uplifting,
Form:
I do not know?
The corn flakes flew acRoss the room,
The raisins hung in air,
Eruption sticky as the glue,
Vibrating rectum fair,
He slung a towel about his waist,
He needed a a flaming shower,
But then the bowel in recital haste,
Did paint the walls a shower,
No need 2 sit upon the throne,
He quietly closed the door,
And whistling a regretfully tune,
Sultana .brand he swore
Don Johnson
Categories:
rectum, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
When handed a stuffed pullet
looks like a stunned mullet
should I turn surly
in high dudgeon
please don't bludgeon
this old curmudgeon
and not to be outdone
altho' I am an only son
blame my parents
by all means
as I'm the result
of their poor genes
which run the gamut
of the spectrum
but I don't care one bit
not a jot nor give a sh*t
more politely put
I really couldn't render
a rodent's rectum
Categories:
rectum, animal, bird, fun, how i feel, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
A dead baby lays in the middle of the road
her mother decapitated, blood seeps into the river -
A piece of bamboo and a broken bayonet
one penetrates the rectum, the other,
a man's head -
The water is stale, bitter, and putrid
a corpse washes up on shore -
a young boy, his skull smashed in
blood on the butt of a rifle -
A sword, a decapitated torso
rotten flesh, a mass grave
hands mounted to a poll
spoiled meat, rotting in the sun....
Categories:
rectum, anger, dark, death, deep, depression, violence, war,
Form:
Free verse
There once was a young man named Rig
his rectum two sizes too big
whenever he farted
his two cheeks they parted
expelling a fireworks fizgig
The fizgig it fizzled and hissed
as it came through out of the mist
we spluttered and we gagged
as on the fizgig dragged
and now we were thoroughly pissed
Rig laughed and muttered, “I’m sorry.
Passed as I stepped from the lorry.
The step was too high,”
he said with a sigh,
“of getting back in, I’m charry!”
Categories:
rectum, funny, humor, senses, silly, sorry,
Form:
Limerick