You'Ll Want To Buy This
Roll up, roll up for 'Body Floss',
it's brand new on the shelves,
we've tried it and like it so much
we use it on ourselves,
It's compact and affordable
may I point out at this junction
that it comes in different colours and
performs some different functions.
Apart from dental use where it will clear out
meal remains,
you can shove it up your backside and it
will help unblock your drains.
Push it through one ear, through your head
from other side, pull out,
it wipes out nasty memories,
and those old lingering doubts.
Absorbed into your bloodstream
through your gut and it will start
to sail through your Aorta and mend any broken hearts.
Please make sure before using these
products you inspect 'em,
especially if the last time used was
somewhere up your rectum.
Terms and conditions apply.
For contest ' Advertisement- Sell something', sponsor Lewis Raynes
March 19th 2018
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