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Roll up, roll up for 'Body Floss', it's brand new on the shelves, we've tried it and like it so much we use it on ourselves, It's compact and affordable may I point out at this junction that it comes in different colours and performs some different functions. Apart from dental use where it will clear out meal remains, you can shove it up your backside and it will help unblock your drains. Push it through one ear, through your head from other side, pull out, it wipes out nasty memories, and those old lingering doubts. Absorbed into your bloodstream through your gut and it will start to sail through your Aorta and mend any broken hearts. Please make sure before using these products you inspect 'em, especially if the last time used was somewhere up your rectum. Terms and conditions apply. For contest ' Advertisement- Sell something', sponsor Lewis Raynes March 19th 2018

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Date: 3/21/2018 8:16:00 AM
I knew your imagination would rock on this contest. What an enjoyed bit of amusement you produced, so clever and a true laugh builder. Loved it. Poetry hugs ... CayCay
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Date: 3/19/2018 9:36:00 AM
ha ha ha Mr Viv so so funny:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 3/19/2018 1:32:00 PM
Thanks Jan, I will send you some samples. And some of the Floss x
Date: 3/19/2018 7:19:00 AM
Haha... Great humour Viv..
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Date: 3/19/2018 5:13:00 AM
That's "gas" Viv! My entry was ROLL UP ROLL UP. Except my entry was too late to participate. As usual you have come up with some novel ideas for run of the mill stuff. Hand washing highly recommended.
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Date: 3/19/2018 4:55:00 AM
Your right, need so of that, clever poetry, Viv, love it.
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Date: 3/19/2018 3:23:00 AM
Haha great one Viv,is it free shipping ?. Good luck. Tom
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