Best Rectum Poems

Sniff my reeking rectum,
Smell it with your nose,
Inhale its lethal fumes,
It smells like a blooming rose,
Place your nostrils against my reeking rectum, 
And indulge its rank, stuffy scent,
Put your nose right up my anus,
And delight until you’re spent,
Don’t be shy now,
Please don’t choose to delay,
Quickly...

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A few rich dudes
are overlords to 6 billion people
like lion tamers controlling
500 pounds of slash with a whip and a stick-
but what if all the lions got together and 
and snapped the stick and silenced the whip
with a quick bite to their rich dudes necks
ripped...

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