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Raunchy Poems - Poems about Raunchy


Coconut Madness
Oh Hanna. The sinking of the USS Stefan wood. Oh Hanna I want to take you to Montana. We can camp out by the springs we will go and see the way oil is founding grounding and pounding digging deep I want to find the hidden Leak. When we find it we will cap it...

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Categories: raunchy, allegory,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Too Raunchy
Old Jack is going to turn over new leaf Gonna be prim and proper to everyone's relief Been much too naughty Getting way too raunchy But trust me, this hiatus will definitely be brief...

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Categories: raunchy, cheer up,
Form: Limerick



Eliminating Raunchy Virus
B-irthday E-xpression T-hrills T-he Y-early C-elebrant E-liminating R-aunchy V-irus A-s N-ame I-s A-pplied Topic: Birthday of Betty Cervania (April 17) Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Categories: raunchy, birthday,
Form: Acrostic
Raunchy Coronavirus
A-lcohol L-ets M-outh A-void D-estroyer's E-pidemic L-ink A-s M-ysterious E-nemy's R-aunchy C-oronavirus E-ventually D-isappears Topic: Birthday of Alma P.Dela Merced (April 14) Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Categories: raunchy, birthday,
Form: Acrostic
Raunchy Dialogue
I'd like to sing shaking my head, Close to the green grasses. I want to go dancing with a shadow on the banks of the lake, Where birds sing from thier core of the heart. I would like to play with rainbow, Showcasing the streets butterflies fly. I want to go flying in the blue sky with birds, I want to go...

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Categories: raunchy, beauty, butterfly, career, caregiving,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Too Raunchy
Old Jack is going to turn over new leaf Gonna be prim and proper to everyone's relief Been much too naughty Getting way too raunchy But trust me, this hiatus will definitely be brief © Jack Ellison 2015...

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Categories: raunchy, philosophy,
Form: Limerick
The Raunchy Haunch
“Quick smart struck onion! You metronomous fishy tail! You’ll not be taken in by me, you fraudulent legume!” I seemed to have soundly unsettled her Set her mind cross firing, flailing But it’s not such a thing to be nettled for No reason for wail and paling “Quick, smart, lush young-one! You’re melodious, pithy, hale! I’m already taken much with you; please do let...

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Categories: raunchy, funny, husband, passion
Form: Narrative
Old Raunchy Macaroni
I am really, really hungry Said old man Tony But all that is in my cabinet Is a box of macaroni I hope it is not too old Because I do not have any money To go to the store And get me some baloney I would buy some from the boot-leggar But his food looks kind of phony So I guess I will be...

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Categories: raunchy, funnyold, me, old,
Form: Light Verse

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