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Raunchy Poems

Coconut Madness

Oh Hanna. 

The sinking of the USS Stefan wood. 

Oh Hanna 
I want to take you to Montana. 
We can camp out by the springs we will go and see the way oil is founding grounding and pounding digging deep I want to find the hidden Leak. 

When we find it we will cap it

Categories: raunchy, allegory,
Form: Free verse

Too Raunchy

Old Jack is going to turn over new leaf
Gonna be prim and proper to everyone's relief
Been much too naughty
Getting way too raunchy
But trust me, this hiatus will definitely be brief

Categories: raunchy, cheer up,
Form: Limerick

Eliminating Raunchy Virus

B-irthday
E-xpression
T-hrills
T-he
Y-early

C-elebrant
E-liminating
R-aunchy
V-irus
A-s
N-ame
I-s
A-pplied

Topic: Birthday of Betty Cervania (April 17) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Categories: raunchy, birthday,
Form: Acrostic

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Raunchy Coronavirus

A-lcohol
L-ets
M-outh
A-void

D-estroyer's
E-pidemic
L-ink
A-s

M-ysterious
E-nemy's
R-aunchy
C-oronavirus
E-ventually
D-isappears

Topic: Birthday of Alma P.Dela Merced (April 14) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Categories: raunchy, birthday,
Form: Acrostic

Raunchy Dialogue

I'd like to sing shaking my head,
Close to the green grasses.
I want to go dancing with a shadow on the banks of the lake,
Where birds sing from thier core of the heart.
I would like to play with rainbow,
Showcasing the streets butterflies fly.
I want to go flying in the blue sky with birds,
I want to go

Categories: raunchy, beauty, butterfly, career, caregiving,
Form: Free verse

Too Raunchy

Old Jack is going to turn over new leaf
Gonna be prim and proper to everyone's relief
Been much too naughty
Getting way too raunchy
But trust me, this hiatus will definitely be brief


© Jack Ellison 2015

Categories: raunchy, philosophy,
Form: Limerick

The Raunchy Haunch

“Quick smart struck onion!
You metronomous fishy tail!
You’ll not be taken in by me, 
you fraudulent legume!”

I seemed to have soundly unsettled her
Set her mind cross firing, flailing
But it’s not such a thing to be nettled for
No reason for wail and paling

“Quick, smart, lush young-one!
You’re melodious, pithy, hale!
I’m already taken much with you; 
please do let

Categories: raunchy, funny, husband, passion
Form: Narrative

Old Raunchy Macaroni

I am really, really hungry
Said old man Tony
But all that is in my cabinet
Is a box of macaroni
I hope it is not too old
Because I do not have any money
To go to the store
And get me some baloney
I would buy some from the boot-leggar
But his food looks kind of phony
So I guess I will be

Categories: raunchy, funnyold, me, old,
Form: Light Verse