Old Raunchy Macaroni

I am really, really hungry Said old man Tony But all that is in my cabinet Is a box of macaroni I hope it is not too old Because I do not have any money To go to the store And get me some baloney I would buy some from the boot-leggar But his food looks kind of phony So I guess I will be eating “This old raunchy macaroni” I wish that I was rich Because I would love to eat at Shoney’s And watch TV On a 50-inch Sony My daughter is thinking bigger She wants a little pony And my son, he is just crazy He wants to be a monkey And my wife, well she is dead So I get a little lonely But it still comes down To the fact that I am hungry So let me sit down And enjoy this “Old Raunchy Macaroni”