The biggest "Rats" eat 90% of the "Cheddar!"
That only leaves one slice for billions of "Mice!"
But does that make the "Rats" better than the "Mice?"
Maybe it's time for the "Mice" to "EAT" the "Rats!"
Wouldn't that be nice? The "Mice" outnumber those "Finks!"
If the "Mice" were willing to pay the price..."Free Drinks!"
I'd even dine with "Swine" to see the "Rats" fry!
Hey "Folks," how 'bout a "Fat" slice of "Rat Fink" pie?
in crystal vintage goblet hid a cautious rat
someone whispered what was that? what was that?
the old realtor stopped. she had not heard.
rat resolved to say not another word.
they’re getting closer, said the rat’s little wife.
she liked to give rat a bit of strife.
humans left without buying the for-sale house
not this one said the wife; I know I smelled a mouse.
riggle raggle piggle paggle rat rat rat
what’s the average weight of a Siamese cat?
riggle raggle piggle paggle rat rat rat
what’s the most dangerous blood sucking kind of bat?
riggle raggle piggle paggle rat rat rat
Aunt Mary, how did you get so enormously fat?
riggle raggle piggle paggle rat rat rat
why are you sitting on Uncle’s thoroughly squashed hat?
A Cat Gulping a Bat
Amazed I was to see my cat
Embracing in her mouth a bat
Thrice the size of a lark,
Gulping it in the dark:
At close sight it was a big rat.
Get out of the race, you can’t control the pace. You’re trying too hard
to finish first in a competition that has no composition. Forget
what has been programmed to stay, it is no longer the day. Feel relief
as you let go and pull back, move away from the attack. Smile and
watch what happens to your mind; now leave the baggage behind,
for there is no change in time. Don’t give in to temptation, it is only
manipulation. They play for the other team, so stick to your dream.
The weight you put around your neck reject, stand tall above all. We
only need to fit in from within. Look for good news and waste no time
to bad. Don’t be mad; don’t be sad, just be glad you can’t be had.
Roary the rat was an alchemist with a notorious reputation.
He had been creating gold since his college graduation.
His workshop was located at the London Train station.
He alone had created most of the new treasury for the nation.
Now I shall create silver, he told Raven, his trusty cat.
This might seem odd, for a kitten to be a pet of a rat.
But Roary was not ordinary; and Raven was under a spell.
If the spell stopped working, Roary might find himself in…..
It hurts, most days
to think myself
broken and weird
It hurt to be told I needed to be fixed
To be analyzed as a mouse in a science experiment
Something is wrong
With you
What a shame
Shame
Shame
Shame on you
Don't you feel any shame?
Call it nature, to be curious
The studied call it torture
Do you know what it feels like?
Before then, I felt really good most days
I never look in the mirror
It hurts too much
Stop.
It hurts.
Pathetic.
I wake
Pain.
Get ready
I look normal
I sound ok.
Thoughts
Think normal thoughts
Boots, boots, boots
tHerE is no discharge, waging a Losing battle uP,
down, again until ceasefire
The snake and the Rat
Saturday night Deep the light minds of the night flow
In the pines of trees
In tales of make believe
The funk is in the trunk
Given up on a pseudo memory
Takes a woman to make something beautiful
You cant do it Trump
Change my life before life changes it for me
Freedom's prison
Pirates wont go to church
Can't quit euphoria Can't quit dope
Blind to that fight Friends will make you see
Its that look
Gods celestial dreams
My motive vation won't let me sleep
When I see
A dropout valley
The tops on tree
Collapsing spirits
Strap on to me
Soaring over
See where it all begins
Those 3 letters
Mott gives to us
The cat on the hook
The hook on a rat The king of rat
Is Ra with a T
Silly face looking at me
The window peine
Sitting as
An a embodied likened of real
Looking through this classless tease
A window of sleeze
The cat never left
You cant touch me
I am the real deal
The meow cow
Programmed to be nice
Soon to take over the world
Meow
• The filthy rat that was living in my walls
• Had left the house before the rain fell
• When it left, in its maw
• It carried a rusty old bell
A dose of a placebo
intended to deceive
the symptoms and your feelings
are just what you perceive.
This game of med deception
unwittingly you play
no change in your condition
that's just the price you pay.
Sometime in the future
they gather all the stats
perhaps a cure resulting
thanks to all you rats.
• Snivelling spineless rat!
• Show yourself like a man
• Pull up your big boy pants
• And bring back my van!
RAT running in the yard :
CAT chased, getting too tired,
SAT to take rest at nook.
FAT cat winked with sly look.
OAT with hot milk, cat took.
BAT at nook watched the cook.
BUT cook chased the bat and
PUT on cat, nice garland.
OUT of house, heap of sand.
HUT of hay, also stands.
HOT tea -seller, stays there.
POT of clay to use here.
LOT of buyers appear.
LOL ! Perfect tea - dealer.
I followed a rat,
I watched it burn.
I followed a rat into the church,
It saw a light but I watched it burn.
I followed a rat, dressed in all white—
The rat grew wings, but still, it burned.
I carried a mouse,
I watched it rise.
I carried a mouse into the church,
It found the wine, yet I watched it rise.
I carried a mouse, dressed in Roman Olive—
The mouse burned wings, yet I watched it rise.
I’m a fan of that background sound,
the world’s underlying rhythm;
Life’s glass has a melodic rim
amplified with every shot downed;
To the sharps in the air I’m bound,
it’s who I am I’m cool with that;
The wallflower among chitchat,
still I crave the quiet sometimes;
In the moments that static climbs;
solitude can calm a hood rat.
was skipping through my bathroom one day
about to land in my office, when an inner voice yelled hey!
Turn on the light first, which I had never done, but did it this time.
Saw a six foot black rat snake, stopped my bare feet just in time.
If I had landed on the snake, he would have no doubt taken a bite.
Rat snakes are not poisonous but being bitten is not a delight.
I have been bitten by a snake once before.
I shuddered at having this creature in my house; shut the bathroom door.
cost of snake-remover eradicating this creature is five hundred dollars.
An exterminator came out, then we heard his hollers.
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