Best Rat Poems
Rat-I-TudeDrivin' down the road
Slingin' a banana peel
It will rot it surely will
There's a park'n at stores
Handicapped spaces galore
No one will notice I'm sure
Now at Wally World
In the park'n lot
I'll not put my cart in that spot
Rebellious attitudes
Are totally Rat-I-Tude...
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Categories:
rat, introspection, life, people
Form:
Rat Poo TrapThroned green eyed rat in
golden trap of cheesy poo
he rules like a king ...
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Categories:
rat, funny,
Form:
Senryu
Categories:
rat, animal, hyperbole,
Form:
Senryu
A Cat a Rat and Paws That BatI have a cat that wears no hat;
though her paws do love to bat,
her mice and balls,
all through my hall.
A clever cat,
a feisty cat,
I made her a nice catnip rat;
my hyper-active tabby cat.
A cat with tail all poofed and fluffed;
her claws are never, ever rough;
they’re...
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Categories:
rat, animal, cat, cute, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Lab RatLab Rat
I feel like a lab rat
Property of this or that
Choices no longer mine to make
What’s the point to life for goodness sake?
A pill for your troubles and a pat on the back
Compassion for others is what they really lack
All the pricking, poking and a...
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Categories:
rat, health, me, me, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
A Glorified Lab RatThey look at us
as if we were just lab rats,
and maybe, we are.
Who knows or cares?
I definitely do care.
I know that
I'm part wolf and human.
I don't want to know how much wolf
is in my DNA.
If I knew, I would know
that I am a glorified lab...
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Categories:
rat, anger, betrayal, fantasy, feelings,
Form:
Free verse
Rat-A-Tat-TatRat-a-tat, Rat-a-tat, Rat-a-tat-tat
sounds of war, tattered fife, ragged drum
In feathered cap, Yankee Doodle went to town
where he met a clever man named Madison
Wrote up a constitution, though not for everyone
rights for whites -- but not for blacks or browns...
Now...
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Categories:
rat, america, conflict, history, violence,
Form:
Couplet
The Rat RaceAngst
Pressure
Tension Builds
Nerves Tautly Wound
Stomach's Knot Tightens
Imminent Deadline
Boss's Threats
Pressure
...
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Categories:
rat, angst, anxiety, work,
Form:
Ninette
Mother RatMother Rat
The queen of common suffering
is a pregnant rat.
She lifts a perfume atomizer
from a dumpster-
for its chandelier glint,
lilac smell,
mint vodka taste,
soft squeeze-bulb feel,
and 'pfffit pfffit' sound.
A good mother steals with all 5 senses.
She has fifty children.
She's a brown city rat.
She pretends it doesn't bother her.
Her...
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Categories:
rat, animal, death, drug, mother,
Form:
Free verse
A Perfect House For a Rabbit and RatMatlock the hare has a good life
He is alone now, he has lost his wife.
But his offspring are near, visiting each day.
He loves his evenings, when they are far away.
Matlock loves to sit in front of the fire.
Wearing his warm pajamas near Lincolnshire.
With baby kangaroo...
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Categories:
rat, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Rat RaceYou follow the rat races,
Climbing ladders that never end,
Surrounded by faces,
But not one you could call friend,
You stare hungrily at your reflection,
Picking apart your every inch,
Believing beauty leads to connection,
But would it save you in a pinch?
You spend like there's no tomorrow,
Yet for...
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Categories:
rat, anxiety, conflict, emotions, future,
Form:
Rhyme
Rat Fink In the FamilyHow much do they know
Who are the blabbers
Who are the rat finks
It is my sister
Could bro be that low?
Is a rumor
A blatant lie
Fabrication
I start to yell
People laugh
Relatives
At outburst
Sheepish
I look
Downward
Sad...
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Categories:
rat, environment,
Form:
Diminished Hexaverse
Pompous Pied PiperLike the pompous pied piper leading the way,
chirping his tune of a dawning new day,
frustrations were championed, oh how we followed,
the ego stuffed shirt of a suit cold and hollow.
From the top of the hill, he showed us the view,
convincing our eyes it was harshly...
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Categories:
rat, america, change, corruption, death,
Form:
Rhyme
I Don'T Give a Rat's TailThis is the tale of a soul reaching out to others,
but receiving a cold shoulder wherever she goes.
Words and phrases
are misconstrued,
meanings attached
which cloud the issues
which she wishes
...
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Categories:
animal, literature,
Form:
Concrete
George BurtonWhen Filey's rebel rousing rats,
Were terrorising local cats,
Who would not engage in rodent wars
Refusing even, to go outdoors.
No match for rats, that scavenge scraps,
Instead they...
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Categories:
rat, cat,
Form:
Couplet