Funny Race Poems
These Funny Race poems are examples of Race poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Race Funny poems written by international poets.
Coloured PeopleBetty was blue,
She was born that way,
Her friends said you’re funny,
But Betty said “Hey,
All of you are brown, black or pink,
?And that’s far more amusing,...
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Categories:
color, power, race,
Cross-Country RunningWhen short and running a cross country race
The short guys know when to pick up the pace
Just as we start up the hills
For we know...
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Categories:
race, funny, games, high school,
What Was I Thinking?Halfway through the race, I thought: I should just pretend to lose consciousness...
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Categories:
race, crazy, funny,
Poor JackPoor Jack ran a futile race
couldn’t keep up the heated pace
lost the battle
someone’s chattel
now he has a Halloween face...
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Categories:
race, fate, funny, giggle, halloween,
Machines of FallAfternoon autumn
Our neighborhood goes crazy
Like living in a dentist’s office
Drilling sucking blowing
Whining wincing scraping
Gurgle
My head tilted back
With a book on my chest
Mouth wide open
Staring into...
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Categories:
autumn, funny, november, race,
Wahine GrannieFlat on her stomach Grannie rode
her adrenalin overflowed
she went in style
with a big smile
into the paddle battle she flowed
The heart of an ancient...
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Categories:
race, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
Johnny's Just An American GuyJohnny's just an American guy
a young American guy who wonders why
People sometimes look at him funny
though it's nothing to do with...
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Categories:
america, color, confusion, race,
You'Re Not a Community, Part IYou hear it all the time these days,
people talk of communities,
but then when you heard what they say
you can’t help but think it’s funny,
they don’t...
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Categories:
race, community, confusion, family, friend,
The Call of the PeacemakerSo as I was trying to study unsuccessfully all day, attempting to get ready for tomorrow, I finally gave up. The following came out instead....
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Categories:
race, america, black african american,
Armchair JockI ran the 10K marathon.
At once I knew I’d chosen wrong.
My heart and lungs on fire,
I thought I might expire.
Next time I’ll safely watch from...
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funny, humorous, race, sports,
Nature's CallRookie Italian racer Stu Gotti
Wicked fast in his bright red Ferrari
With one mile to go
Gotti got real slow-
Mad dash to the nearest Porta Potti
September...
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Categories:
car, funny, nature, race,
Driving Thru Rat Race MazeI ain't gonna brag, boast, blab...,
lest yours truly suffers demise from backstab,
resignedly taking wheel of our automobile
donning, (but NOT trumpeting)
role as taxi cab
shuttling the...
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Categories:
race, adventure, allusion, appreciation, environment,
Mario KartI was playing my Nintendo
controller in my hand
I guess I dozed off
to Mario Kart land
It was Donkey Kong Stadium
I was in the lead
no one could...
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Categories:
race, 5th grade, character, funny,
Racing For the PostRacing for the post
the horses changing places
you will lose your shirt
on a day at the races...
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Categories:
race, funny, horse, sports,
Gelded Race HorseA man ripped me off, he sold me a retired race horse that had been gelded.
He neglected to tell me that and my wife became...
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Categories:
race, animal, funny, horse, humor,