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Funny Race Poems

These Funny Race poems are examples of Race poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Race Funny poems written by international poets.


Coloured People
Betty was blue,
She was born that way,
Her friends said you’re funny,
But Betty said “Hey,
All of you are brown, black or pink,
?And that’s far more amusing,...

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Categories: color, power, race,



Premium Member Cross-Country Running
When short and running a cross country race
The short guys know when to pick up the pace
Just as we start up the hills
For we know...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: race, funny, games, high school,

What Was I Thinking?
Halfway through the race, I thought: I should just pretend to lose consciousness...

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Categories: race, crazy, funny,

Premium Member Poor Jack
Poor Jack ran a futile race
couldn’t keep up the heated pace
	lost the battle
	someone’s chattel
now he has a Halloween face...

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Categories: race, fate, funny, giggle, halloween,

Machines of Fall
Afternoon autumn
Our neighborhood goes crazy
Like living in a dentist’s office

Drilling sucking blowing
Whining wincing scraping

Gurgle

My head tilted back
With a book on my chest
Mouth wide open
Staring into...

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Categories: autumn, funny, november, race,



Premium Member Wahine Grannie
Flat on her stomach Grannie rode
her adrenalin overflowed 
	she went in style 
	with a big smile
into the paddle battle she flowed

The heart of an ancient...

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Categories: race, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Johnny's Just An American Guy
Johnny's just an American guy
  a young American guy who wonders why
People sometimes look at him funny
  though it's nothing to do with...

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Categories: america, color, confusion, race,

You'Re Not a Community, Part I
You hear it all the time these days,
people talk of communities,
but then when you heard what they say
you can’t help but think it’s funny,
they don’t...

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Categories: race, community, confusion, family, friend,

Premium Member The Call of the Peacemaker
So as I was trying to study unsuccessfully all day, attempting to get ready for tomorrow, I finally gave up. The following came out instead....

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Categories: race, america, black african american,

Premium Member Armchair Jock
I ran the 10K marathon.
At once I knew I’d chosen wrong.
My heart and lungs on fire,
I thought I might expire.
Next time I’ll safely watch from...

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Categories: funny, humorous, race, sports,

Premium Member Nature's Call
Rookie Italian racer Stu Gotti
Wicked fast in his bright red Ferrari
With one mile to go
Gotti got real slow-
Mad dash to the nearest Porta Potti 






September...

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© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: car, funny, nature, race,

Driving Thru Rat Race Maze
I ain't gonna brag, boast, blab...,
lest yours truly suffers demise from backstab,
resignedly taking wheel of our automobile
donning, (but NOT trumpeting) 
role as taxi cab

shuttling the...

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Categories: race, adventure, allusion, appreciation, environment,

Mario Kart
I was playing my Nintendo
controller in my hand
I guess I dozed off
to Mario Kart land

It was Donkey Kong Stadium
I was in the lead
no one could...

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Categories: race, 5th grade, character, funny,

Racing For the Post
Racing for the post
the horses changing places
you will lose your shirt
on a day at the races...

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Categories: race, funny, horse, sports,

Gelded Race Horse
A man ripped me off, he sold me a retired race horse that had been gelded.
He neglected to tell me that and my wife became...

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Categories: race, animal, funny, horse, humor,


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