Putts Poems - Poems about Putts

...*Secret love, two searching eyes* I The early morning's languorous mild sun Seemed jaded from a nightlong tiring jog, And liked dawn's dew-mixed mirth nor glee of smog, Nor some stray passin......Read the rest...

...Blend of yellow and blue, it's a pickle and lime. It is jealousy's hue and a plant in its prime. It's an emerald, jade, and a lawn-covered yard And St. Patrick's parade and an alien's card. ......Read the rest...

...You might say they were. You could even say they Should have been. What you won't say is it wasn't sporting or something You'll soon forget. Ladies and gentlemen Promoters Royal presents "......Read the rest...

...Anyone who’s picked up clubs and played out on a golf course, will know there’s times they lose their cool but later show remorse, but rarely do when following a wayward group who’s bloody slow, a......Read the rest...

...Compared with us, the kids today Too little play and too much weigh. Alone indoors they snack and sit And buttons hit, while we stayed fit. We'd quickly chores and homework do, Then dash th......Read the rest...

...May your drives be long and true Missed fairways, but a few And when in a rough, Be it not tall enough To affect your follow through May your approach shots miss every tree Be straight and sh......Read the rest...

...Clyde Rolf Played golf First nine Went fine Next nine Not fine He muffs In roughs Sand trap Oh crap Tough break In lake Bad hook In brook Blew putts Some klutz Hurled ......Read the rest...

...Be A Better Putter Be A Better Putter Was with naughty iron that is a nine, Which some say has become benign; Balls seem to be slow as molasses; Do need to take many more classes. From gol......Read the rest...

...If ever a golf ball were to be square It would dither, neither go here nor there Lofted shots it will resist Putts, it may surely assist New Golf rules too, difficult to declare. 24.4.2020......Read the rest...

...Randolph Tried golf Paid fees Bought tees Teed off Pals scoff Drive **** In rough Balls lost They cost! Oh crap Sand trap! Putts bad Gets mad! More flubs Breaks clubs! ......Read the rest...

...THE DUFFER Clyde Rolf Played golf In rough That's tough Mishap Sand trap Putts missed He's pissed So far No par Entry for Jan Allison's "Five Fabulous Fun Footles" Contest (......Read the rest...

...WOMEN DRIVERS The trouble with women drivers with all of their if’s, ands, and butts is that when they are driving for distance they lose all their delicate touch thinking the faster the......Read the rest...

...Patriot's Play Scheme Should I make love or leave well enough alone? Even though may be young teen or fully grown; My decision, what things will it be affected by? Nothing works out no matter ......Read the rest...

...There is nothing more magical, nor precious, than the gift of motherly love. Your heart thaws, as she grasps you in a warm embrace Her smile fills you with joy, She putts her soul into ever......Read the rest...

...Flailin’, flailin’, flailin’; There goes my ball sailin’ Into a trap, the water or the woods. Flailin’, flailin’, flailin’; You can hear me wailin’, “Why won’t that damn ball go where it should? D......Read the rest...