Women Drivers

WOMEN DRIVERS


The trouble with women drivers
with all of their if’s, ands, and butts

is that when they are driving for distance
they lose all their delicate touch

thinking the faster they get there
will cause all the others to blush

but no one cares how well they drive
as long as they make their putts.


John G. Lawless
2/15/2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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February 16, 2015 at 9:10 AM
fun or no fun simply great John
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