Puke Poems - Poems about Puke

Squeeze your cheeks and nary speak. Never you squeak and squawk. There be a wee more yards to make, As you take your puke fart walk. What wild plan that sounded grand, Has landed you in this state? Make no mistake we all relate. So, sympathy we do impart. We pray you’ll make it, But you must take it. For you’ve earned your puke...

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The car door opened The first thing I saw Was an explosion of balloons, More than I’d ever seen In my entire nine-year life. For the first time We were at the fair I leapt from the car Feet running before They hit the ground, Knowing I had to see Everything, Do Everything, Taste...

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The California GOP Does not believe in liberty As sly as foxes Fake ballot boxes Swallow each vote maliciously The Texas GOP decree People of color need a knee One travels far To vote per car But only when one's white and free! *"There is no bottom to how low Trump and McConnell will go to retain their power"...

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face like string gaunt guitar split rustic rhythm bleeds gaze gore breeds hoisted hollow dug by leering lust limbs like sequoia bounty breeze's destroyer nocturnal nature's lawyer callous curves canvass attention into trance stark emotions spanked I, punctured priest porous puke spree. '20:02:16:09:56...

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They eat porridge then vomit it up Dancing when they find carrots And eat the other’s puke Till they puke again and again The sick game they play For they are elite And number one Both gross and lovely With added sugar...

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Excuse me while I Puke I hear screams of virgins watching their innocence being tortured. I see flowers hiding in the shadows covering their eyes with shame. I smell the putrid odors, fuming from the stench of bush meat eating scavengers. Forcing intimacy on cherubs and angels. I see abused women and children, giving up and dying...

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OMG this is what I think as I am reading? thus pus poems and yes they stink simple in word mire contrivances with rancid rhyme scheme redundants that exude explanatory expectorants spouting word wormy willy wally whilst wonk wails worthless words in causal clits of I am incapabable of anything most memorible when it comes to life...

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And so the story goes: Ex- Smokers are thee Worst! You see them everywhere as they act offended and either: Walk faster in disgust or Stop and exasperatingly explain how they stopped, and you should too... Excuse me, I was actually trying to enjoy my smoke.. Are usually my thoughts on the whole deal But to take it one step further, I invited...

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RIGHTEOUS RETRIBUTION I awoke this morning soaked in piss and puke but I know it wasn’t mine For the night before I had consumed no rum, tequila nor any soured wine And so I came to the conclusion that Jesus had been the source of what I had awoken to But my deepest regret is that I...

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LANDING IN A ME AND YOU LAND listen,~ I have this like conundrum, A choice and probably a problem with either one or one million complaints As I curse the portrait this universe paints With the blood of those in turbans atop And no matter how loud I scream the world won’t stop Cease Surrender nor accept and live with people who...

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Its all you see everywhere, Pavement hugging, And beer blankets, Puke as far as the eye can see, A sea of puke for a world, Where the latin name for life, Is jokus sickus, Oh and the bubble gum, Is from the 80's ego bubble....

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