Puke Poems | Examples


Premium Member Puke Fart Walk

Squeeze your cheeks and nary speak.
Never you squeak and squawk.
There be a wee more yards to make,
As you take your puke fart walk.

What wild plan that sounded grand,
Has landed you in this state?
Make no mistake we all relate.
So, sympathy we do impart.
We pray you’ll make it, 
But you must take it.
For you’ve earned your puke fart walk.

Now lady luck might be the stuff
To help you make the pisser.
So, when she comes through and you don’t spew,
Though your insides turn and toss.
Stop and kiss her, never diss her,
Whence you’ve undertaken the making,
Of the puke fart walk.

So, here’s the deal!
We’ve all had to feel an awful consternation
Undertaking the making of navigation
Filled with trepidation at the realization
We’re not suffering from constipation.

Now we must cross a certain divide
And there’s no way to hide from prying eyes.
Thus, we hold our breath, wish for death,
And swallow all our pride.
With dignity gone, at what could go wrong,
We silently depart, on the journey known in part,
As the puke fart walk!

Premium Member The Fair

The car door opened 
The first thing I saw 
Was an explosion of balloons, 
More than I’d ever seen 
In my entire nine-year life.  
For the first time 
We were at the fair 
I leapt from the car 
Feet running before 
They hit the ground, 
Knowing I had to see 
Everything, 
Do 
Everything, 
Taste 
Everything 
In just two hours 
Before the long trip home 
And, I did!!
The drive home was filled 
With dizzying, dazzling, 
Stupefying memories of
Excitement, movement, 
Colors, noise, 
Tastes, 
People, 
Rides.  
I had taken in 
As much as I could 
As fast as I could 
Leaving scarcely room
For a breath 
Now I finally let it all out 
By throwing up 
In the back seat 
With a loud, “Brrraaaggghh!!
As he pulled the car over 
My father mumbled, 
“Never again”, 
My mother whispered, in reply 
“Never again”,   
I scarcely heard them 
As I shouted, 
“When can we go again??”!!

The Gop - Guys Offending Puke

The California GOP
Does not believe in liberty
As sly as foxes
Fake ballot boxes
Swallow each vote maliciously

The Texas GOP decree
People of color need a knee
One travels far
To vote per car
But only when one's white and free!

*"There is no bottom to how low
Trump and McConnell will go
to retain their power"


Porous Puke Spree - Day 16

face like string
gaunt guitar split
rustic rhythm bleeds
gaze gore breeds
hoisted hollow dug
by leering lust

limbs like sequoia
bounty breeze's destroyer
nocturnal nature's lawyer

callous curves canvass
attention into trance
stark emotions spanked

I, punctured priest
porous puke spree.
      '20:02:16:09:56

Vomit Monsters

They eat porridge then vomit it up
Dancing when they find carrots
And eat the other’s puke

Till they puke again and again
The sick game they play
For they are elite

And number one
Both gross and lovely
With added sugar

Premium Member Excuse Me While I Puke

Excuse me while I Puke
I hear screams of virgins watching 
their innocence being tortured. 
I see flowers hiding in the shadows 
covering their eyes with shame. 
I smell the putrid odors, 
fuming from the stench 
of bush meat eating scavengers.
Forcing intimacy on cherubs and angels. 
I see abused women and children, 
giving up and dying because 
no one is looking for them.
I saw the First Lady of indifference 
at the mall caressing a Gucci collar 
for her little poodle dog.
I heard that birds still sing
and flowers still bud. 
Right now I cannot enjoy 
their contrite delight. 
My eyes are filled with blood. 
Is there anymore-
Bizarreness to be Ignored 
AS I puke.
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Piss and Puke In the Pews Free Cee

RIGHTEOUS RETRIBUTION 

I awoke this morning soaked in piss and puke but I know it wasn’t mine
For the night before I had consumed no rum, tequila nor any soured wine
And so I  came to the conclusion that Jesus had been the source of what I had awoken to
But my deepest regret is that I didn’t awake being anyone but me, anyone else including you
Because the most difficult job in the world is being me and there ain’t no paycheck at the end of the week 
So it’s okay if Christ himself yearns to vomit on me or had taken a leak
For the things I’ve done cannot be described by the spoken words which I may say
Horrid and horrible crimes against man and nature for which I must thusly pay
Or the imbecilic statements I might utter
Words spat out with not a stutter
So that which my savior does is simply payment for the horrid and horrible acts for which I deserve such retribution
And alas,,  it’s justifiable that Jesus made me awake to his most righteous contribution
      © 2011.…Phreepoetree  ~free cee!~

Puke and Bubblegum World

Its all you see everywhere,
Pavement hugging,
And beer blankets,
Puke as far as the eye can see,
A sea of puke for a world,
Where the latin name for life,
Is jokus sickus,
Oh and the bubble gum,
Is from the 80's ego bubble.

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