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todays sad sonnet

i dont believe in organized religion
but i do believe in a supreme being
and his opposite-destroying with a mind invasion
wrapped up as compassion-his evil doing

once there was a thing called tolerance
where people could freely express different opinions
now to do it today-is a game of chance
as the minority holds-the pubic opinions

if you dare step out of line
they will shatter your world
if you dare show the wrong sign
your life will spin an` twirl

the sad fact is you risk being dismissed
and your life falls-into the darken abyss

PUAD- PUBIC UNREST AND DISORDER

PUAD- PUBIC UNREST AND DISORDER

naw botha public unrest and disorder
shouldn't treated as thus
We have pow'er to dismiss
before it's even comes
liken the winds and rains
we need to rebuke the pains
Lord have mercy, as He surely does
I am, We are covered in His love always
Humanity, satan begone
Ain't naw public unrest and disorder, here

Puad- pubic unrest and disorder

naw botha no public unrest and disorder
no treated as na im make
we get pow'er to dismiss
before it's even comes
liken di winds and rains
we need to rebuke di pains
lord don mercy, as im surely does
i am, we are covered for im love always
humanity, satan begone
ain't naw public unrest and disorder, here

4/11/25
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2025©

I Recently Found Out

I Recently Found Out

Recently I found out light is 
afraid of 
dried figs, (figs are 
fascinated by
anything square-shaped); ice block sticks are into
lounges and 
cars; pastry grow facial hair and 
grow pubic hair; Mr Ironic plays the 
violin; Mrs Stun gun bathes in 
red wine. To 
hurt Mr Jeans’ feelings all you have to 
do is lower your 
eyebrows; pool chlorine wants to be a 
cat so it can
lick itself; free moustaches can
juggle worms; eggplants have
laughing fits when
the temperature goes 
below zero; brown sugar has a 
better smelling ability than 
dogs have; white sugar can
type 120 words per minute; lemons can dream and 
narrate documentaries on 
any subject; sling shots are
huge fans of 
the Golden Age of 
Hollywood.

Hallway

Hallway

Things the upstairs hallway desperately needs to 
make her feel like a 
hallway include:
jugs of 
water with a 
hint of 
lemon and 
sarsaparilla (yuk!), heads of 
asparagus, afros, viruses (non-
life-threatening 
only), accounting ledgers, human 
toenails, frog 
farts, TV static, nautical 
caps, half 
rainbows, a 
cat – any breed will 
do – meows, stamps (blank), bucket of 
courage, two hand size steel 
blocks, Ag chemical silver shavings, hair strings (chimp 
only), dice x 
10, white feathers of 
any white-feathered bird, angel 
pubic hair (men’s only), Chinese buttons, and
fly eyes.

corruption

Corruption 

I like winter evenings in Portugal
lit wood fire 
my wife prepares the evening meal
On my way home one evening
 a police officer stopped me 
something about my headlight
I thought of offering him a bribe 
but had no idea how to go about it
Police officers are not well-paid
and Christmas was coming up
I'm not a regular Don Corleone 
The officer looked disappointed 
the traffic fine is sent by post 
I told my wife about this episode
the hairdresser in the village
had told her  the officer shaves
his pubic hairs fortnightly
I don't think this has got anything 
to do with the fine

ENCAUTISTA rivera sensor johns

ENCAUTISTA rivera ensor Johns
 thermeable
molten
 resin
  made malleable
burnished
melting
 in
  luminous
freeflowing
dimensions
 in
  pubic patterns

Too Much Info

Oh, how I remember that day at my school 
I went to the bathroom and pulled out my tool 
Then I noticed down there 
Saw- (peach-fuzz)- pubic hair 
I felt really big, really proud, really cool

You'Re In Trouble - Bawdy Warning

My neighbour, Mellifluous Myrtle
Her urine she’d stir with a spurtle
She’d give me a wink
Then down it as drink
She’s loopier than the mock turtle!

One Sunday we’d watched the Grand Prix
She proffered a flask of her pee
I said, “Sorry dear
It’s cloudy not clear -
I much prefer my English tea!”

Her pubic hair she'd tried to perm
The lotion gave a nasty burn
I phoned up Bill, her son
And said ,"Please visit mum, 
Her conduct is cause for concern."

I recently heard some great news
That Myrtle’s son won a year cruise
I must hope and then pray
When they leave on Friday
Her bev’rages ain’t from the loos!

The Last Letter You Read

I remember the words I wrote;
most of them,
some of them.
Angry scrawls spewing out;
a pen scratching
spitting ink. 
Blood from my eyes
attacking the note.
Bourbon spilling 
on a pounded table;
the scent of livid indignation
saturating the paper.
Crumpled, tossed,
retrieved, flattened,
torn apart.
Abruptly
stuck together
with yellowed sellotape;
captured fingerprints
and pubic hairs.
The envelope sealed
with a finger
moistened 
by bitter tears.
Dropped into a postbox
with smug satisfaction.

Long Distance Relationships

Now my hands buried
In my pant, my hair all mated
Resting on my warm:
In the back of my head
"The vulva is an altar, and the pubic hairs are the flames upon the altar."(quote)
resting on my warm...was your imaginary hands,
Your notification startles me
A cold bed, noisy neighbors
And all I want is you.....

You are my one and only desire,
I crave your body, your soul
Your heart, and your only yours(quotes)
July 8th, 2022, I fly over the cuckoo’s nest
Here I am today with you feeding my addiction
this admiration without love is the fruit of reflection
Your values, my custom, and my abilities to comprehend:
One day you will search through the lonely earth for me,
However, would I be there,
Would I at the moment in time care?
My library card is overdue/ or it my libido (??
Don’t make me beg, don’t make me cheat
My friends said to me,
The sweetest lips deserve a kiss
But whom am I to ask for this (quote)Pj.)
My true confession of a low sX.s .s drive, chick.

One X and Two Ys

I was a double yoke baby
one X and two Ys
Obvious from birth 
From the hair on my pubic 
To the size of my girth

Mad Women Love Me a Lot

Mad Women Love me a lot.
That means nothing have I got
To things view from Worth of What,
Not spotless The-With-A-Blot…

From Mad Women lovers’ smiles:
Those who could like me walk miles,
Naked Ones glad about it;
To marry one digging my pit!
Years of disdain for bathrooms
But streets sweep with caring brooms…

God I bless for Pubic Hairs 
Ably screening off Prized Wares
Still some day saleable 
For A Madness stoppable!

BBC I trust can see
Could afford to let this be;
With Proverbs busier than bee…

I’d forgive: Winter’s Hot Tea.”

Didn'T Want To Come

Leaving very comfortable warmth
I didn't want to come
Forcefully I have been sent to
The blazing fire of the earthen furnace 
Even there was no relief of huge crying
From the bone crushing claws of the Harpy eagle.

Seeing a lot of claptrap and complexity
Seeing the dirty politics of knotting pubic hair
Sent myself to the solitary forest from scratch
To be lonely in this manner is the best in the world
Staying inside the shell like a snail is an immaculate beauty. 

From the time of arrival there was a rush to go back
However, Chand Miah , the fact is that-
At the time of departure, looking back-
I don't know where, I see a hard twist,
I feel a pathetic pull inside.

Pubic Hair Makes Theft Unfair

You know that they are many
And you’re asking ‘if any?’
Those who could kill for Penny
For it search Nook and Cranny

You know that they are heady
And for lynching The Ready, 
For every touched property
And The Thief of Puberty
And just there - Pubic Hair
Making The Theft Quite Unfair …

A Poverty of Ideas
By Man who Poverty fears!

Unnoticed

Unnoticed 

Reading the papers and seeing the news on TV
the festive season has begun, like an eager blue tractor
little time for those caught up in wars;
We will remember them at the dinner table.
A woman received 8 million dollars in a divorce settlement
she had had aromatherapy worthy of a queen.
New knee caps worthy of Nefertiti’s found in the sand.
The divorcee can afford her hip bones if ever found,
according to the newspapers who live on rumours.
Archaeologists are looking for the ancient queens’ pubic hairs,
Now, that deserves big headlines.

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