Short Pubic Poems
Short Pubic Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pubic by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pubic by length and keyword.
One X and Two Ys
I was a double yoke baby
one X and two Ys
Obvious from birth
From the hair on my pubic
To the size of my girth...
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Categories:
pubic, baby, fate, funny, humor, humorous, life,
Form:
Free verse
Cookie Byte
There never were cookies in prayers
And facebook was caught unawares
Zuckerberg cried,
"Suppose they lied!
Let's prophet from Pubic Affairs!"...
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Categories:
pubic, word play,
Form:
Limerick
ENCAUTISTA rivera sensor johns
ENCAUTISTA rivera ensor Johns
thermeable
molten
resin
made malleable
burnished
melting
in
luminous
freeflowing
dimensions
in
pubic patterns...
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Categories:
pubic, art,
Form:
Didactic
Too Much Info
Oh, how I remember that day at my school
I went to the bathroom and pulled out my tool
Then I noticed down there
Saw- (peach-fuzz)- pubic hair
I felt really big, really proud, really cool...
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Categories:
pubic, humorous, remember,
Form:
Limerick
Grey Pubic Hairs
Found my first grey pubic hair, got so excited
But others on the elevator were quite divided
One said that's life
Another gave this advice
Hair will still grow even when on autopilot...
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Categories:
pubic, age,
Form:
Limerick
Some Screamed In Horror
Got excited to find a grey pubic hair today
But not as excited as others in the elevator, I'd say
Some screamed in horror
Others fell on the floor
Guess I should have chosen another way...
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Categories:
pubic, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Farting In My Ear
Feeling somewhat icky trying to keep my peace
Annoying, stinky farts never do you cease
Rude and vulgar every time I’m near
Talking and farting in my ear
I know it’s all on purpose just to eerk my nerve
Never farting in pubic or around the kids, you serve
Gross farts to start a fight, cut it out!...
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Categories:
pubic, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Eerie Generosity
What a doll you've been in this crisis!
I have broken my pubic symphysis
You've propped me with a ladder
You've applied on ass an adder
And brought me a pesky paralysis...
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Categories:
pubic, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Beach Boys
Beach Boys
Male, wise virgin sly.
within their pubic-awkward
brawn, they testify
to ultimate wry-caricatured
innocence of flesh.
The body? Yes. But strutting chaste
and mirror brave--enough
for mirror bluff.
None dares to risk
(or daring, could but hate)
A dim-lit face-to-face
With female, wantflesh Odalisque....
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Categories:
pubic, beach, body, boy, innocence, lust, woman,
Form:
Light Verse
Public Water Slide
Aqua concrete,
With skinned knees,
And that Alderman
Fat and
Inconspicuus,
Until mother
Filmed him.
The water slide,
Slick and Fun,
but not after
I sprouted
Pubic hair.
And then,
in winter, the
frozen air
Tempted me
To fornicate
In that very
same place.
I pray for
An earthquake,
To shatter and
Dismantle this
Deception...
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Categories:
pubic, angst,
Form:
Free verse
Pubic Hair Makes Theft Unfair
You know that they are many
And you’re asking ‘if any?’
Those who could kill for Penny
For it search Nook and Cranny
You know that they are heady
And for lynching The Ready,
For every touched property
And The Thief of Puberty
And just there - Pubic Hair
Making The Theft Quite Unfair …
A Poverty of Ideas
By Man who Poverty fears!...
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Categories:
pubic, corruption, death, evil, violence,
Form:
Rhyme
How To Make a Vurt Feather
Sideways squint,
Paintbrush aloof,
Mind uncaught,
Not too much pot.
Paintbrush of own hair, pubic or not,
Blank book of no worth,
#Finger middle used for f~~~~~~~ c###s,
Outward journey,
~Not too much imagination.
Finally name the barstards,
You don't get paid,
People take a holiday from reality,
And you suffer insanity,
Only raise an arm in crucifix,
They take feathers from broken wing....
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Categories:
pubic, faith
Form:
I do not know?
Moon Light and Darkness
Darkness is removed by the light of his skull
There becomes dawn on the ground
But what a terrible deception
In the treaty of stupid interests
Deep in the water, on the ground, in the sky-
Darkness of the pubic hair
Swallows the golden stream of the sun
Snarling of time is added.
Still-
To light a lamp rubbing some darkness
The strong desire for awakens
In the simple skull of the dissociated Sirius....
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Categories:
pubic, allegory, emotions,
Form:
Free verse
They All Praise Her
THEY ALL PRAISE HER
Mother we love you
And we know Dad does too
By the way he praises God and
How he treats you
I'm your child so to live longer
I will try to more obey and honor you
And they say the children rise up
As they praise their mother
She is blessed by her husband
Adorn by the pubic
Altogether they all praise her
9/6/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018
inspired by ~Proverbs 31:28...
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Categories:
pubic, appreciation, blessing, celebration, devotion, encouraging, mother,
Form:
Light Verse
Calendar
Writing on my sleeves,
I visualize an invisible coupling
of grassroots with starless sky,
when I walk on the wailing earth.
Hails big as sparrow eggs
smash the bougainvillea blossoms.
The wrestling clouds
begin a storm.
Witchcraft of the moon begins.
The pubic curve of a rock
holds a centipede
wriggling, gnawing.
A spider climbs the weatherbeaten
cheekbone
and indulges in navel-gazing.
SATISH VERMA...
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Categories:
pubic, art
Form:
I do not know?
La Maja Desnuda and La Maja Vestida
Nudes were outlandish and unique in Goya’s time
A harlot asked to paint her nude with pubic hair
On criticism, he refused to paint without clothes sublime
Instead painted another one with fair clothes
Clothes make the man, especially woman with care.
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August 7, 2014
Dr.Ram Mehta
Ninth Place win
Form: Ekphrasis
**Inspired by the two paintings - the nude woman and clothed woman
of Francisco Goya**....
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Categories:
pubic, art,
Form:
Ekphrasis
Not Like My Daddy
Not like my Daddy I think
As he is perfect
Superhuman
With super powers
Mom puts him down and laughs
Trying to make him mortal or worse
This always irritates me
He is my hero
Other men have wives who revere them
Or at least pretend to adore and respect them in pubic
Not like my dad
Luckily, my daddy was a saint
And always said wonderful things about my mother
No matter how sarcastic she was,
Because he was a hero with super powers...
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Categories:
pubic, dad, father, father daughter,
Form:
Free verse
Talking Heads
we couldn't
find where the
striking lightning
had hit
since it
finds the
height of
the highest
being best and
you and i see
eye to eye
no higher
then the
other
kite
asking if we
can decide
the survival
of love
by rubbing
rapidly the
two of us
to try to
create
a spark
an ember
from one of
each
of our
members
i have wood
you pubic
tinder
surely together
in a primitive
position we
can
ignite
burning
down
the
house...
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Categories:
pubic, muse,
Form:
I do not know?