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Hallway

Hallway

Things the upstairs hallway desperately needs to 
make her feel like a 
hallway include:
jugs of 
water with a 
hint of 
lemon and 
sarsaparilla (yuk!), heads of 
asparagus, afros, viruses (non-
life-threatening 
only), accounting ledgers, human 
toenails, frog 
farts, TV static, nautical 
caps, half 
rainbows, a 
cat – any breed will 
do – meows, stamps (blank), bucket of 
courage, two hand size steel 
blocks, Ag chemical silver shavings, hair strings (chimp 
only), dice x 
10, white feathers of 
any white-feathered bird, angel 
pubic hair (men’s only), Chinese buttons, and
fly eyes.

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