I Recently Found Out

I Recently Found Out

Recently I found out light is 
afraid of 
dried figs, (figs are 
fascinated by
anything square-shaped); ice block sticks are into
lounges and 
cars; pastry grow facial hair and 
grow pubic hair; Mr Ironic plays the 
violin; Mrs Stun gun bathes in 
red wine. To 
hurt Mr Jeans’ feelings all you have to 
do is lower your 
eyebrows; pool chlorine wants to be a 
cat so it can
lick itself; free moustaches can
juggle worms; eggplants have
laughing fits when
the temperature goes 
below zero; brown sugar has a 
better smelling ability than 
dogs have; white sugar can
type 120 words per minute; lemons can dream and 
narrate documentaries on 
any subject; sling shots are
huge fans of 
the Golden Age of 
Hollywood.
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Alex Avatar
January 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Indeed, ironically and satirically fantastic. Want to read from you more.
Herfurth  Avatar
January 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Indeed. Thanks a bunch plus 100.
Bertin Avatar
January 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Thank you for this great poem. I will always be wary of eating pastries from now on.
Herfurth  Avatar
January 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Thanks a bunch. I will too!
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