I Recently Found Out

I Recently Found Out Recently I found out light is afraid of dried figs, (figs are fascinated by anything square-shaped); ice block sticks are into lounges and cars; pastry grow facial hair and grow pubic hair; Mr Ironic plays the violin; Mrs Stun gun bathes in red wine. To hurt Mr Jeans’ feelings all you have to do is lower your eyebrows; pool chlorine wants to be a cat so it can lick itself; free moustaches can juggle worms; eggplants have laughing fits when the temperature goes below zero; brown sugar has a better smelling ability than dogs have; white sugar can type 120 words per minute; lemons can dream and narrate documentaries on any subject; sling shots are huge fans of the Golden Age of Hollywood.