Prudish Poems - Poems about Prudish

...EGBERT THE ADORABLE OCTOPUS & OTHER NONSENSE VERSE Egbert the Octopus is so damn cute & smarter than u (the point is moot) 'cause he doesn't pollute when he commutes, only, perhaps, when......

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...POEMS ABOUT OPHELIA Ophélie (“Ophelia”) by Arthur Rimbaud translation by Michael R. Burch On pitiless black waves unsinking stars abide while pale Ophelia, a lethargic lily, drifts by. Here......

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...You have blocked yourself as well Not just only me Take your time, I’m sure it tells More than you can see And that troubled person who Liked to give advice May have find another true Lover t......

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...“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you.” - Anonymous Silliness is not a curse, it's a blessing if you care to know.......

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...Casting Off The Bow Line Goodbye my unwed darling I’m married to this dream Freedom calling out to me betrothal thus redeemed Bachelorhood a Siren’s calling Feted tween the sails ......

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...Harriet Harris née Kuritsky circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005 (untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935) I trot out a poem acknowledging birthday of dear ole mom, who s......

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...“All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini.”—Jack Freestone All a “man” really wants is a “girl” who looks good in a bikini? All a woman wants is someone who really doesn’t c......

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...Me prudish tun bara wada namazi, Me jhota makar tun ilm deen gazi. Note.Ab khush tumhara tareef kiya?......

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...Wonderworks by Michael R. Burch History’s mysteries abound & astound, found (profound) the whole earth ’round, even if mostly underground. The Procrastinator’s Creed by Michael R. B......

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...July first 2023 will celebrate... our sixth anniversary at Highland Manor Apartments Subtitled: The perspective of one festive folky fellow friendliness ofttimes prompts me when crossing path......

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...Mating Calls, or, Purdy Please! Limericks by Michael R. Burch 1. Nine-thirty? Feeling flirty (and, indeed, a trifle dirty), I decided to ring prudish Eleanor Purdy ... When I rang her to bang ......

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...Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors by Michael R. Burch At six-thirty, feeling flirty, I put on the hurdy-gurdy ... But Ms. Purdy, all alert-y, ......

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...Once freedom vanishes down the broader way And shoulders start to droop, sore backs are sure to pay Once fingers grip and dig, then lust for a stronger hold Hearts tend to falter and “ The Titled......

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...When in having or showing a seemingly moderate, most humble estimate of one's great merits, and importance, free from ones vanity, egotism, boastfulness, or grateful pretensions. When free from......

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...“The songs are casual and careless in a satisfying way, like the used condom your latest lover left lying on your bedroom floor, a souvenir you’re not yet ready to dispose of.” Candy Cotton, Modern W......

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