Prudish Poems - Poems about Prudish

...“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you.” - Anonymous Silliness is not a curse, it's a blessing if you care to know.......Read the rest...

...Casting Off The Bow Line Goodbye my unwed darling I’m married to this dream Freedom calling out to me betrothal thus redeemed Bachelorhood a Siren’s calling Feted tween the sails ......Read the rest...

... A lady who thought herself smart exposed herself as great art. Her trial caused quite a sensation which rocketed her reputation. A prudish jury found her guilty, and imposed the usual pena......Read the rest...

...Harriet Harris née Kuritsky circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005 (untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935) I trot out a poem acknowledging birthday of dear ole mom, who s......Read the rest...

...Prudish readers will cause an uproar if I use a word they deem vulgar and not a euphemism, which is little more than a fig leaf concealing an ear-sore.......Read the rest...

...“All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini.”—Jack Freestone All a “man” really wants is a “girl” who looks good in a bikini? All a woman wants is someone who really doesn’t c......Read the rest...

...Me prudish tun bara wada namazi, Me jhota makar tun ilm deen gazi. Note.Ab khush tumhara tareef kiya?......Read the rest...

...Wonderworks by Michael R. Burch History’s mysteries abound & astound, found (profound) the whole earth ’round, even if mostly underground. The Procrastinator’s Creed by Michael R. B......Read the rest...

...Ancient Roman poets weren’t prudes, the foulest vocabulary they used. They spoke the language of the street unaltered by artifice, much less discreet. The prudish and the ignorant were shocked a......Read the rest...

...July first 2023 will celebrate... our sixth anniversary at Highland Manor Apartments Subtitled: The perspective of one festive folky fellow friendliness ofttimes prompts me when crossing path......Read the rest...

...It raised more than eyebrows, to say the least, when Manet unveiled his masterpiece Le déjeuner sur l’herbe (Lunch on the Grass) though the title suggested nothing crass or provocative, much less......Read the rest...

...From urine the English made urinal; the French were no less practical. From "pisser" they made pissoir, a noun a feature in many a mensroom found. The overly refined and prudish, of course, cons......Read the rest...

...Mating Calls, or, Purdy Please! Limericks by Michael R. Burch 1. Nine-thirty? Feeling flirty (and, indeed, a trifle dirty), I decided to ring prudish Eleanor Purdy ... When I rang her to bang ......Read the rest...

...Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors by Michael R. Burch At six-thirty, feeling flirty, I put on the hurdy-gurdy ... But Ms. Purdy, all alert-y, ......Read the rest...

...Once freedom vanishes down the broader way And shoulders start to droop, sore backs are sure to pay Once fingers grip and dig, then lust for a stronger hold Hearts tend to falter and “ The Titled......Read the rest...