Too Pricey
A smartly dressed fellow from Austin
Met a sweet little tart in Boston
She rode in his car
But not very far
He realized what it would cost ‘im.
written July 30, 2021
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Categories:
pricey, humor,
Form: Limerick
Pricey Grouper
Out for a meal they ordered a grouper.
As for the taste it really was super,
but after that meal
receiving the bill
the price did shock them into a stupor.
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Categories:
pricey, fish, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Maybe She'Ll If I
TRYING TO CAPTURE THE MOMENT
TO HAVE EVERYONE TO UNDERSTAND
TRYIN TO GET IT RIGHT
THE BEST WHY I CAN
SOMETHING IN THE STORY
WHERE EVERYBODY SAY'S YEAH
SOMETHING ABOUT UNDERSTANDING
KEEPS EVERYTHING FAIR
SHE MUST UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ONLY HAVE ONE OPPURTUNITY
TO CAPTURE THAT FEELING
I NEED TO TELL HER
I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING
SHE CAN HAVE THE INTRO'S
BUT I NEED TO MAKE
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Categories:
pricey, business, music, song, sound,
Form: Ballad
Magazine Ads Are Ridiculously Pricey
Designer shoe ads
Magazine ridiculous
Overpriced items
Movie stars can afford them
Regular people cannot
Exorbitant price
Two thousand dollar blouses
Dresses? Do not ask
Money I will never have
Magazine ridiculous
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Categories:
pricey, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Tanka
A Pricey Valentine
My valentine ever to be.
The girl of my dreams came to me.
She wanted to play
so I had to pay.
Satisfaction is guaranteed
My valentine's price was too much.
Her business kept all men in touch.
Appointments were made
Men met in the shade.
A call girl I found
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Categories:
pricey, funny, holidayvalentines day, girl,
Form: Limerick