A Pricey Valentine

My valentine ever to be.
The girl of my dreams came to me.
   She wanted to play
   so I had to pay.
Satisfaction is guaranteed
 
My valentine's price was too much.
Her business kept all men in touch.
   Appointments were made
   Men met in the shade.
A call girl I found out as such!  

My valentine's not what she said.
I found out her heart was not red.
   She took all I had.
   But man she was bad.
Was worth it I took her to bed!! 


Written for Francine Roberts Valentine's Day Limerick

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 1/27/2011 2:27:00 PM
Many congrats Jimmy on your fine win in Francine's contest....:)
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Date: 1/27/2011 9:35:00 AM
Congratulations Jimmy on your win in Francine's contest "Valentine's Day Limerick". Love, Carol
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Date: 1/26/2011 4:07:00 PM
lol! Good one Jimmy. Congrat's on your big win, Lainie
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Date: 1/26/2011 8:56:00 AM
Congratulations Jimmy on your poem's worthy honor. Agape, Moses
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Date: 1/26/2011 8:11:00 AM
Hi Jimmy - Congratulations on your WIN in Francine's contest. Best wishes, KC
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Date: 1/26/2011 1:48:00 AM
Nice trio of limericks. Congratulations on winning with them.
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Date: 1/25/2011 10:20:00 PM
Congratulations on your naughty valentine limerick, Jimmy. A good limerick is supposed to be a bit naughty they say. Great win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 1/25/2011 9:53:00 PM
Congrats on your call girl valentine. GREAT limericks. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 1/25/2011 7:35:00 PM
Congrats Jimmy on your super special win in the Valentine Day contest with this awesome entry my friend.. enjoy your top spot with luv..
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Date: 1/25/2011 7:17:00 PM
Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, Jimmy
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Date: 1/25/2011 5:57:00 PM
congrats Jimmy on your 5th place win in my Valentines day contest
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Date: 1/21/2011 8:01:00 PM
very funny Jimmy!I liked it..good luck in the contest...love ,Deb
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Date: 1/21/2011 4:27:00 PM
Best of luck, Jimmy with this fun and witty limerick for the contest~~
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Date: 1/21/2011 8:17:00 AM
The weekend is upon us once again and I hope yours is wonderful and that you might find the inspiration to keep writing your excellent poetry. It was a pleasure to read your poetry this morning Jimmy. The best to you in the contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 1/21/2011 5:51:00 AM
Hilarious and full of humor write on the valentine, So such is the world, Jimmy
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Date: 1/21/2011 1:02:00 AM
serves her right, jimmy?? a laughing trip for me.. fantastic! :) huggs, nette
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