Jimmy Anderson Poet Limerick

A Pricey Valentine

My valentine ever to be.
The girl of my dreams came to me.
   She wanted to play
   so I had to pay.
Satisfaction is guaranteed
 
My valentine's price was too much.
Her business kept all men in touch.
   Appointments were made
   Men met in the shade.
A call girl I found out as such!  

My valentine's not what she said.
I found out her heart was not red.
   She took all I had.
   But man she was bad.
Was worth it I took her to bed!! 


Written for Francine Roberts Valentine's Day Limerick

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James Fraser January 27, 2011 at 2:27 PM Many congrats Jimmy on your fine win in Francine's contest....:)

Carol Sunshine Brown January 27, 2011 at 9:35 AM Congratulations Jimmy on your win in Francine's contest "Valentine's Day Limerick". Love, Carol

Elaine George January 26, 2011 at 4:07 PM lol! Good one Jimmy. Congrat's on your big win, Lainie

John Freeman January 26, 2011 at 8:56 AM Congratulations Jimmy on your poem's worthy honor. Agape, Moses

Kory Calhoun January 26, 2011 at 8:11 AM Hi Jimmy - Congratulations on your WIN in Francine's contest. Best wishes, KC

Robert Pettit January 26, 2011 at 1:48 AM Nice trio of limericks. Congratulations on winning with them.

Joyce Johnson January 25, 2011 at 10:20 PM Congratulations on your naughty valentine limerick, Jimmy. A good limerick is supposed to be a bit naughty they say. Great win. Love, Joyce

Andrea Dietrich January 25, 2011 at 9:53 PM Congrats on your call girl valentine. GREAT limericks. LUv, Andrea

Linda-Marie Sweetheart January 25, 2011 at 7:35 PM Congrats Jimmy on your super special win in the Valentine Day contest with this awesome entry my friend.. enjoy your top spot with luv..

Dr.Ram Mehta January 25, 2011 at 7:17 PM Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, Jimmy

Francine Roberts January 25, 2011 at 5:57 PM congrats Jimmy on your 5th place win in my Valentines day contest

Deb Wilson January 21, 2011 at 8:01 PM very funny Jimmy!I liked it..good luck in the contest...love ,Deb

Constance La France January 21, 2011 at 4:27 PM Best of luck, Jimmy with this fun and witty limerick for the contest~~

Carol Sunshine Brown January 21, 2011 at 8:17 AM The weekend is upon us once again and I hope yours is wonderful and that you might find the inspiration to keep writing your excellent poetry. It was a pleasure to read your poetry this morning Jimmy. The best to you in the contest. Love, Carol

Dr.Ram Mehta January 21, 2011 at 5:51 AM Hilarious and full of humor write on the valentine, So such is the world, Jimmy

Nette Onclaud January 21, 2011 at 1:02 AM serves her right, jimmy?? a laughing trip for me.. fantastic! :) huggs, nette