Funny Prayer Poems

Trying to remind myself that I'm safe 
knowing I'm on the verge of crashing 
traumatic events forced upon my space 
terrorist threats identity fraud blinding...

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The Lord’s Prayer in sign language is so beautiful 
It’s like a fuschia finger ballet in blue ocean air waves
If you do watch this display...

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“Hey Cupid, hollered the Saint,
bringing me couples, ya ain’t!”
	Cupid answered, “So what?
	Ya just get what ya got.
Don’t mix prayer with complaint.”...

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And the answer is… 

Love will always be the answer
Even if we don’t know the question,
Often, we just need a little hint
A laughing child with...

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silent prayer (Haiku)

Lord hear my prayer
The words I want to hear now
Under the B...2!...

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“Dragon stew! “I exclaim “Oh what a funny name
There is no such thing as dragons Aunt T
So dragon stew simply just can’t be”
Aunt T laughs...

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Another day another dollar I pray.
Blow the dollars and you will pay.
Count your pennies or do a giveaway.
Dollars could be at bay.
E-banks were all the...

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a day in the life 
of an everyday man
mostly working to live
to provide what he can

looking at others 
and comparing success
but a man who has...

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Heavenly Father, today I have decided to pray
Mother said, I need to obey 
I need to take time out to learn too pray as I...

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Let's Strive
To Better One Life
By: Tom Wright
12/7/98  

Today, Let's try to make for someone,
their world a better place.
Through some small thoughtful gesture,
or mere smile...

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On my way to the prayer meeting with the Lord
Something funny and amusing happened to me…
First, I faced Miss Skeptic with her arrogant stare
Scorning, she...

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God knows what you need
Before you need it
So why bend your knees
To chant or plead it?

Remember when you
Would make such a fuss
Each time your mum...

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PRAYER

funny how silly,
lids closed,
talking to the dark.
~ but then lids flutter ~
eyes see the light

Kim Rodrigues © 2017...

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No one likes dead lettuce
It must be crisp and cool
And dousing wounds with vinegar
Is certainly not cruel!

For Vegans can not see
Why lettuce choose to be
On...

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Dear Lord
We give thanks to you 
this day
for everything that we have 

And for everything 
that we do not have
and have asked you for 
in...

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