Porker Poems - Poems about Porker

...By 12 By 12 I was fully grown. My height was the envy of the short arses in my classes. I wasn’t a porker like some ... I was spared fat jokes. My level of pituitary activity was, w......

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... I have a porker as a stalker; it keeps following me down the street I cannot talk to my friends, as it keeps oinking when I try to speak Doesn’t it have an owner it can go home to, and as leave......

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...Porker flies on the most amazing steampunk pig. Little things happen, and no one makes them big. Gears and bells are hanging off his snout and hoofs. He makes some grunts, but no meows or whoofs.......

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...Forkaroon : I hear we are in for a big treat tonight forksie Forksie: Oh Ya ! I was hoping for something exciting and juicy Forkaroon: I'm going to give you a little hint darlin, it once was ......

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...Flawsymay Mindgone is here to play. I look in the mirror and know I am in trouble today. She roller skates in the house and puts mud on the floor. She calls up the neighbors and runs nude out the ......

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...She is such a pretty porker the old sow said. I thought you were too old for swine, said cousin Fred. I may be tough, but I am certainly not dead, She is a gorgeous gobbler, the old sow said. W......

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...A strange woman blasted into the family reunion Came in loud and crass; obnoxious. Showing off. No one knew her. I was selected to ask her to leave. Mom! She said. It was one of my foster childr......

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...For there abide beef, pork and chicken and the greatest of these is bacon hot sizzling crispy to the tongue satiating succulently scrumptious bacon. For bacon curries no favor plays the field ......

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...Five fat Porkers Five fat Porkers, in a Pig Sty Eating Swill and Cabbages, Grunting with a me oh my. One of these Pigs called Emily, Was taken out one day, Now delicious rashers of Bacon, ......

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...I've a tractor in the garden and a tractor in the shed, I've a tractor in the field and a tractor in my head, Proud to be a country farmer, I'm outstanding in my field, And a country farmer I will......

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... I really should’a read the fine print when I bought a ‘micro pig’ For this porker is enormous, surely it’s not meant to grow this big! I really should’a read the fine print when I b......

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...Best to get there early and don’t forget some food and drink. It’s Friday again and time to celebrate. It’s hat week, Carmen Miranda’s birthday, toga, toga, toga. We all had another week taking ca......

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...feeling holy every time i sit on the ring of the toilet labeled church for every one to see my soul is less than clean as I lower the lid to read the brand of the unit porker I flush. and if in......

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...hope the driving force of the world a mouse dropped in a vat of water with no chance of escape circling the bucket to no avail will let itself drown at the last minute picked by its tail to be sav......

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...San-Goanna Blue Morning Halliwell are you right? {rhymer halliwell is 85} or have your toes tucked up so tight, are you with us or cantered through, beyond the vale Saint Peters Zoo......

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