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Porker Poems - Poems about Porker
Porker Poems - Examples of all types of poems about porker to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
short, long, best, and famous
examples for porker.
Steampunk Pig
...Porker flies on the most amazing steampunk pig. Little things happen, and no one makes them big. Gears and bells are hanging off his snout and hoofs. He makes some grunts, but no meows or whoofs.......
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©
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
porker,
animal,
Form:
Rhyme
Thought You'D Never Ask
...Forkaroon : I hear we are in for a big treat tonight forksie Forksie: Oh Ya ! I was hoping for something exciting and juicy Forkaroon: I'm going to give you a little hint darlin, it once was ......
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©
Mystic Rose Rose
Categories:
porker,
humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Flawsymay Mindgone
...Flawsymay Mindgone is here to play. I look in the mirror and know I am in trouble today. She roller skates in the house and puts mud on the floor. She calls up the neighbors and runs nude out the ......
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©
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
porker,
4th grade, 5th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Delilah Stop That
...She is such a pretty porker the old sow said. I thought you were too old for swine, said cousin Fred. I may be tough, but I am certainly not dead, She is a gorgeous gobbler, the old sow said. W......
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©
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
porker,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Rattler of Diet Tips and Warnings
...A strange woman blasted into the family reunion Came in loud and crass; obnoxious. Showing off. No one knew her. I was selected to ask her to leave. Mom! She said. It was one of my foster childr......
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©
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
porker,
humorous,
Form:
Prose Poetry
For There Abide - An Ode To Bacon
...For there abide beef, pork and chicken and the greatest of these is bacon hot sizzling crispy to the tongue satiating succulently scrumptious bacon. For bacon curries no favor plays the field ......
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©
John Lawless
Categories:
porker,
food, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Five Fat Porkers
...Five fat Porkers Five fat Porkers, in a Pig Sty Eating Swill and Cabbages, Grunting with a me oh my. One of these Pigs called Emily, Was taken out one day, Now delicious rashers of Bacon, ......
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©
Kevin Shaw
Categories:
porker,
animal, food, humorous, nursery
Form:
Rhyme
Country Farmer
...I've a tractor in the garden and a tractor in the shed, I've a tractor in the field and a tractor in my head, Proud to be a country farmer, I'm outstanding in my field, And a country farmer I will......
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©
David Pekrul
Categories:
porker,
farm,
Form:
Lyric
I Really Should'A Read the Fine Print
... I really should’a read the fine print when I bought a ‘micro pig’ For this porker is enormous, surely it’s not meant to grow this big! I really should’a read the fine print when I b......
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©
Jan Allison
Categories:
porker,
humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Friday's At the Farout Mansion
...Best to get there early and don’t forget some food and drink. It’s Friday again and time to celebrate. It’s hat week, Carmen Miranda’s birthday, toga, toga, toga. We all had another week taking ca......
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©
Sharon Edwards
Categories:
porker,
celebration, food, humor, memory,
Form:
Free verse
Who Ever Made My Potty Had a Sense of Humor
...feeling holy every time i sit on the ring of the toilet labeled church for every one to see my soul is less than clean as I lower the lid to read the brand of the unit porker I flush. and if in......
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©
Catherine Labeau
Categories:
porker,
senses,
Form:
Free verse
Hope
...hope the driving force of the world a mouse dropped in a vat of water with no chance of escape circling the bucket to no avail will let itself drown at the last minute picked by its tail to be sav......
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©
Catherine Labeau
Categories:
porker,
education, faith, forgiveness, hope,
Form:
Free verse
San-Goanna Blue
...San-Goanna Blue Morning Halliwell are you right? {rhymer halliwell is 85} or have your toes tucked up so tight, are you with us or cantered through, beyond the vale Saint Peters Zoo......
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©
Don Johnson
Categories:
porker,
adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Shot At
...SHOT AT… Yes I went shooting with some city fellows to the Moonie We got a place to shoot that had the wild pigs So we are walking through a crop of something green and blooming When a porker Boa......
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©
Don Johnson
Categories:
porker,
adventureme, old, city, me,
Form:
Rhyme
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