Short Porker Poems
Short Porker Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Porker by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Porker by length and keyword.
There once was a man from Majorca
Who was also a bit of a porker
From the food in Spain
He couldn’t refrain
His paella was a fair dinkum corker.
Porker flies on the most amazing steampunk pig.
Little things happen, and no one makes them big.
Gears and bells are hanging off his snout and hoofs.
He makes some grunts, but no meows or whoofs.
feeling holy every time i sit on the ring of the toilet
labeled church for every one to see
my soul is less than clean as I lower the lid
to read the brand of the unit
porker I flush.
and if in a hurry Tito will do the job
as american standard is occupied.