Thought You'D Never Ask

Forkaroon : I hear we are in for a big treat tonight forksie Forksie: Oh Ya ! I was hoping for something exciting and juicy Forkaroon: I'm going to give you a little hint darlin, it once was alive Forksie: hmm, that rules out cheese and dandelion greens then Forkaroon : Your such a silly one Forksie, salivate mama cuz its comin' Forksie: you mean it has legs ! Ah, I better go polish my glow then Forkaroon: its a big fat juicy steak forksie, beef was on sale this week Forksie: you mean to tell me that porker bought the biggest steak? Forkaroon: it was so big he had to strap it to the roof of his car Forksie: Oh my, we are going to die two happy forks tonight Forkaroon: Before we get all bent out of shape, you wanna spoon? Forksie: I thought you'd never ask. December 12, 2022