Thought You'D Never Ask

Forkaroon : I hear we are in for a big treat tonight forksie 
Forksie:    Oh Ya !  I was hoping for something exciting and juicy 
Forkaroon: I'm going to give you a little hint darlin, it once was alive 
Forksie: hmm, that rules out cheese and dandelion greens then 
Forkaroon : Your such a silly one Forksie, salivate mama cuz its comin'
Forksie: you mean it has legs ! Ah, I better go polish my glow then 
Forkaroon: its a big fat juicy steak forksie, beef was on sale this week 
Forksie: you mean to tell me that porker bought the biggest steak? 
Forkaroon: it was so big he had to strap it to the roof of his car 
Forksie:  Oh my, we are going to die two happy forks tonight 
Forkaroon: Before we get all bent out of shape, you wanna spoon?
Forksie: I thought you'd never ask.

December 12, 2022
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December 14, 2022 at 1:34 AM
Quite a fun poem. Loved it though I never eat steak.
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