Flawsymay Mindgone

Flawsymay Mindgone is here to play. I look in the mirror and know I am in trouble today. She roller skates in the house and puts mud on the floor. She calls up the neighbors and runs nude out the door. My husband was looking in the mirror over my shoulder. Come on! He said. Why can’t you calm down? You are a year older. Flawsymay Mindgone comes when she wants to boogie and dance. I'll ry to get away before midnight, without a rumor askance. The last time she came over my friends huffed off all irritated and mad. Told Mame she looks like a porker in her dress, which was kind of bad. I am calling in sick, for I dare not arrive anywhere close to my school. The principal there does not put up with any kind of irritating fool.